wankadank

The penile shaft that resides in the pelivc region. Its uses could be for urination or ramming into female orifces. When contact via foriegn hands, mouths, or female orifices or when intense movements executed by yourself are permitted, the wankadank grows in size and becomes stiff. Eventually these practices will result in an orgasm and ejaculation of semen, which should be blown into female orifices or on their face.

My wankadank is so big. And I ram people with it.

by Sean Herzig July 29, 2008

wankdackery

v. The act of dacking (pulling down someones pants), when
they are have an erection. Generally results in public
humiliation. Can also result in ostracisation from a
group, when it is performed when the "wankdackee" is
surrounded by males. Thus, the group assumes that this
person is homosexual.

Wankdacker: I have decided I am going to wankdack you.
Innocent Bystander: What is wankda...
Guy #1: Man, what the fuck dude.
Guy #2: Yeah, this is a Males Only place.
Guy #1: Oh...my..god

After this wankdackery, a swift rejection from the group follows.

by AnnoyedBlackGuy September 5, 2008

Wonkadonk

Wonkadonk (insecure) (jealous) (controlling) (lies) (crazy)

I am the head wonkadonk and bae is crazy!

by Rosered1313 November 4, 2015

Bo-wangadangers

bo-wangadangers are big ole tits that hang heavy on a granny tranny.

Did you see that straight dude getting lap-danced by that tranny with her big ole bo-wangadangers flopping in his face?

by pianovox April 24, 2019

wankbanking

when you are the process of putting someone in your wankbank

hey, why are you staring at that girl?
dont worry im just putting her in my wankbank.

this is called wankbanking

by uberjai December 2, 2011

Wankblanket

(n.) An absolute, complete, and unbelievable tosser. One whose existence has outlived their usefulness, like a blanket completely glazed in semen.

Modifiers include, but are not limited to: supreme, shit-sucking, insufferable, etc.

Guy 1: Last week, Nate was being such a shit-sucking wankblanket, I just had to deck him in the face.
Guy 2: What was he doing?
Guy 1: He just kept trying to get me to battle! It was pissing me off.

by N00berson McGee September 12, 2016

WankChank

when you intertwine your fingers with a guy and give him a handjob using your hand and his hands together

boy: man you were so good last night.. we should wankchank again sometime.

girl: for sure

by meggersandtessers May 7, 2011