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Wank-tastic by Pete January 30, 2005
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Tactical Wank
Ed: How come Dave's behaving himself tonight? He hasn't tried to finger any of those birds yet and he's been stood near them for nearly a minute?
Steve: He had a tactical wank mate.
Ed: Good call, he might see out the night.
Steve: He had a tactical wank mate.
Ed: Good call, he might see out the night.
Tactical Wank by wankhouse December 31, 2013
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tactical wank
Masturbation a period of time prior to intercourse to allow the participant to last longer before ejaculation. Also known as "Strategic wank"
tactical wank by Ian S August 7, 2005
Tactical Wank
I was almost jizzin in my pants when she was grindin on me in club, so I had to have a quick tactical wank in the toilet before I nailed her.
Tactical Wank by I P4P4MURF I March 1, 2011
Tactical Wank
The masturbation used right before having sex. Used to ensure that a cock-slap does not occur. As made famous by The Inbetweeners.
Tactical Wank by kiillrz December 18, 2011
Tactical wank
A type of wank that is performed in anticipation of an iminant sexual encounter. By having a tactical wank, you save your self from busting quick when your iminant sexual encounter occurs.
Johnny: What are you up to?
TJ: Just about to have a tactical wank,I've got a tinder bitch coming over tonight.
Johnny: Smart move, champ.
TJ: Just about to have a tactical wank,I've got a tinder bitch coming over tonight.
Johnny: Smart move, champ.
Tactical wank by .xx xx. January 12, 2016
Tactical Wank
A tactical wank is one where you manage to slip away in an awkward or boring situation to masturbate in a quick time frame and manage to get back without anyone noticing that you had gone away. Further more people must not have knowledge of what has just taken place. A more informal slang term for this is "tac wank"
Example 1.
*R slips back hoping no one has notices his absence*
"Dude, we know that look, you have just been for a tactical wank haven't you."
Example 2.
"Where have you been son, we were having an important dinner discussion about poor university grades?"
*cough* No where, I just needed a minute."
*R slips back hoping no one has notices his absence*
"Dude, we know that look, you have just been for a tactical wank haven't you."
Example 2.
"Where have you been son, we were having an important dinner discussion about poor university grades?"
*cough* No where, I just needed a minute."
Tactical Wank by LuckyMitch October 27, 2012
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