Wank-tastic

The feeling of elation when something is so good it makes you want to cream yourself

A: I get free Mixed Grills at Harvester for 6 months
B: Wank-tastic!

Wank-tastic by Pete January 30, 2005

Tactical Wank 

Having a wank before heading out on the town to avoid turning up in 'rape mode'.

Ed: How come Dave's behaving himself tonight? He hasn't tried to finger any of those birds yet and he's been stood near them for nearly a minute?

Steve: He had a tactical wank mate.

Ed: Good call, he might see out the night.

Tactical Wank by wankhouse December 31, 2013

tactical wank 

Masturbation a period of time prior to intercourse to allow the participant to last longer before ejaculation. Also known as "Strategic wank"

"Err, Not tonight love"

tactical wank by Ian S August 7, 2005

Tactical Wank 

Masturbating just before sex to make sure you last as long as possible.

I was almost jizzin in my pants when she was grindin on me in club, so I had to have a quick tactical wank in the toilet before I nailed her.

Tactical Wank by I P4P4MURF I March 1, 2011

Tactical Wank 

The masturbation used right before having sex. Used to ensure that a cock-slap does not occur. As made famous by The Inbetweeners.

Simon: What if I can't get it up?
Jay: Nah, don't worry, nip off and have a tactical wank now

Tactical Wank by kiillrz December 18, 2011

Tactical wank 

A type of wank that is performed in anticipation of an iminant sexual encounter. By having a tactical wank, you save your self from busting quick when your iminant sexual encounter occurs.

Johnny: What are you up to?

TJ: Just about to have a tactical wank,I've got a tinder bitch coming over tonight.

Johnny: Smart move, champ.

Tactical wank by .xx xx. January 12, 2016

Tactical Wank 

A tactical wank is one where you manage to slip away in an awkward or boring situation to masturbate in a quick time frame and manage to get back without anyone noticing that you had gone away. Further more people must not have knowledge of what has just taken place. A more informal slang term for this is "tac wank"

Example 1.

*R slips back hoping no one has notices his absence*

"Dude, we know that look, you have just been for a tactical wank haven't you."

Example 2.

"Where have you been son, we were having an important dinner discussion about poor university grades?"

*cough* No where, I just needed a minute."

Tactical Wank by LuckyMitch October 27, 2012