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n. the collection of mental images accessed to aid in the masterbation process

damn, check yo 3-o'clock dawg, 'dats one fer da wank-bank

wank-bank by ... September 27, 2003

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WANK BANK

A conscious thought to mentally photograph a person so as to be able to masturbate while thinking about them at a later date.

"She's not a bad looking sort"

"Yeah, I might put her in the wank bank"

WANK BANK by Scott Perkins/Tony "two tone" Smith May 16, 2004

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wank bank

Memory, with respect to sexually stimulating thoughts and recalled when masturbating.

Did you see that girl dancing on the podium? I've put her in my wank bank.

wank bank by VAKI5 May 7, 2005

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wank bank

A collection of material used as an visual aid during masturbation.

"Damn girl, you look fine in that photo- its going in my wank-bank"

wank bank by P May 28, 2004

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Wank Bank

Noun.
A metaphorical storage centre where pictures, videos, mental images, thoughts or otherwise can be held for safe keepings with the intention to masturbate to at a more convenient time.

Did she just pop out?

Yeah I made a deposit to the wank bank

Wank Bank by AdamtheDykes December 28, 2010

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Wank Bank

The list of chicks in your head that you wack off too.

That chick has a great ass, im adding her to my "Wank Bank"

Wank Bank by Steven J Smeckles January 15, 2009

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Wank Bank

Search page on www.thankyourwank.com that allows you to look up anyone and "thank" them for thinking about them while masturbating!

I looked up Todd on thankyourwank.com Wank Bank and he had so many points on his Wank Balance! I couldn't resist and I added one more. Such a good wank!

Wank Bank by WankMistress July 11, 2011

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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