grades

Either a letter, check mark, or numerical percentage, awarded to students to serve as an arbitrary means of evaluating one’s academic performance regarding various scholarly subjects and thus assessing one’s comparative worth against his/her pupils. Grades originated out of social necessity through individuals who were too stupid to recognize whether or not someone had any intellectual value without a universal standard to measure by.

The most stupid example of grades is the minus/plus system, which penalizes the achievers and rewards the slackers.

by nethcev! August 24, 2006

grades

An evaluative calculation based on alphabetical sequence that is used to make one a slave to the system and puppet to labor. Holds no correlation with intelligence, wisdom, or knowledge.

Student A: I got A's for all my grades.
Student B: Wonderful, now go properly learn.

by lightbringer September 30, 2007

grades

something invented to make you feel as if you are inferior to other people just by a letter in the alphabet

boy: heres my report card
dad: AN F????????????????????
boy: yeah
dad: YOU SUCK AT LIFE AND SHOLD DIE BECAUSE THAT IS THE SIXTH LETTER IN THE ALPHABET NOT THE FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by i suck March 29, 2005

grades

things that your parents say they don't care but they actually care AS FUCK

before test.
dad: grades aren't the most important, you are.
after test
dad: TF IS THIS 4/20

by Thiccboiiiiii January 27, 2021

grades

A measure of knowledge and responsibility in each academic course taken by a student represented by an alphabetical letter. Though all being practically equal, each can be seen different ways by different scholars.
Alphas:
A=Meh
B=What a dumbass
C=You're retarded
D=You belong in a special needs class
F=Kill yourself
Majority:
A=Outstanding
B=Above average
C=Average
D=Below average
F=Fail
Snapchat users:
A=Smarter than Einstoon! New Jordans!
B=Fucking genius! New fidget spinner!
C=Al-fucking-right, man!
D=Deez nutz
F=Rape dat' teach

Example A: (Gets straight-A report card): Hmmm. I could've gotten a higher 90. Damn me. I probably get some of the lowest grades.
Example B: (Gets straight-A report card): Yeah, I think I did pretty good. I bet I'm pretty good with grades.
Example C: (Gets straight-A report card): Fuck yeah! I'm like fuckin' Albert Einstoon! I should get like fuckin' million pairs of Jordans. 'Cause I be gettin' best grades.
(BTW, alpha's not neccesarily best. Gives you a lot of anxiety.)

by SweetieJew May 13, 2017

Grades

A magic word that causes students to get pressured by parents and causes teachers to get stressed out, becoming deranged psycotics.

Warining: it may cause suicide... It may also cause student's future to never be fulfilled and the occasional assumption that they are future high school dropouts. It may also cause most deaths in the Asian population:
Asian Grading-
A- Average
B- Below Average
C-Crap
D-Death/Disowned
F- Fucked

Example 1:
Person 1: How'd she die?
Person 2: Her grades came in.....

Example 2:
Mom: Oh, hey look your grades came in the mail~! *smiles* did you get-
Child: MOM! I SWEAR!! I TRIED MY BEST!
Mom: YOU GOT A C IN MATH??? WHAT ARE YOU A FAIL ASIAN!??? YOUR A-SIAN!! GET A'S OR YOUR DISOWNED!!!

by Rukiaishungry February 06, 2011

Grades

A number that is given to a student that gives little to no feedback on how the student is improving or how could the student improve.

Student:is this my grade

Teacher:yes

Student:how can I improve

Teacher:get that percentage higher
Grades are hell

by FistOfWar January 06, 2019