wank-stain

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A stain on the trousers of the world; a worthless or insubstantial person; one possessing no redeeming qualities, who is a waste of life.

"Goddamn but that guy's a fuckin' wank-stain!" or "Normally I'd love to Bob, but I regard you as a wank-stain and must decline."

wank-stain by James McLean July 1, 2002

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wank-stain

Comparable or similar to Michael Nester.

All the Michael Nesters of the world unite - it's a pathetic loser convention just for you guys!!!

wank-stain by Spongerobert Squarehosen December 28, 2004

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wank stain

A person who is a complete and uter twat!!

"Fuck u bill, your such a fucking wank stain!"

wank stain by clarky-05 April 9, 2005

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Wank stain

a jizz stain on clothes or furniture

Mike Carson's three shirts are full of wank stains

Wank stain by L-dizzle October 24, 2004

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wank stain

Sperm which has got into clothes or furniture that won't come out

the other night when i was wanking, i got this nasty wank stain all over my carpet

wank stain by Matt August 14, 2003

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wank stain

Used as an insult.
But also a cum/semen stain.

What a wank stain

wank stain by Gspong March 16, 2003

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wank stain

Insult: 1.used to show annoyance at someone. some one who just wont go away no matter how hard you scrub.

'he was being such a fucking wank stain it was unbelievable'

wank stain by Daveyboy March 22, 2004

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doorwall

A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.

"Bob! John's gonna bring over them doorwalls from Wallsides on Tuesdee afternoon 'round two-thirty. Get 'er done!"

doorwall by MaxSeven October 26, 2011

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Cracked

Internet gaming term used for people who are insanely good at something.

Teammate wipes out the entire enemy team.
You: Holy shit, he's fucking cracked!

Cracked by Hwangje Hien April 22, 2020

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WhimZ

Gen Z whimsy

Millennial optimism may be gone, but Gen Z whimsy (WhimZ) is in.

WhimZ by WhimZ! November 5, 2026

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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