8 definitions by I P4P4MURF I

Falls on 4th of May every year because of how much 'May the fourth' sounds like 'may the force'.
It is a day in which everyone watches and appreciates each and every Star Wars film.
Happy Star Wars Day!
Ahh, why thank you! May the fourth be with you.
And also with you.
by I P4P4MURF I May 4, 2010
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Masturbating just before sex to make sure you last as long as possible.
I was almost jizzin in my pants when she was grindin on me in club, so I had to have a quick tactical wank in the toilet before I nailed her.
by I P4P4MURF I February 13, 2011
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To poke someone up the bum; Melvin is usually shouted by the offender when they carry out such obscenity.

Aww, come onn! Are you gay or something!?
by I P4P4MURF I October 25, 2010
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Male masturbation which involves putting a banana skin in the microwave for 10 seconds, putting your shlong inside it and jacking off.
Dick was feeling adventurous so he decided to have a Hobo Wank.
by I P4P4MURF I July 25, 2010
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Guy: Ohhh baby, ohhhh yess!

Girl: *sigh* Hurry Up...
by I P4P4MURF I March 5, 2010
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Someone who, as a result of botox or just bad luck, looks like a duck.
After the botox in her shlips backfired, Lesley officially became duckalike.
by I P4P4MURF I February 4, 2010
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