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Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey
Something you say to wake someone up gently. Implies that breakfast is ready, including bacon and eggs.
Note: There is almost never any bacon and eggs.
Note: There is almost never any bacon and eggs.
Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey by BornBlitzed February 4, 2018
wasley
This is probably the only definition you’ll see, if you know a Wasley, give a like. No one’s probably going to see this lol
wasley by NeverthelessImMistakeLol April 6, 2019
walleye vision
First coined in the movie "Hot Shots!", walleye vision is a condition wherein the afflicted person's eyesight becomes skewed to the perspective of a walleye fish. The condition can only be corrected with a multioptipupiloptomy.
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: I just got kicked out of the unit. My flight status has been withdrawn. I'm through, Dead Meat!
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: What happened?
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: It's my eyes. I've got walleye vision.
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: Isn't there something that can be done?
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: Well, there's a delicate corneal inversion procedure... a multioptipupiloptomy. But, in order to keep from damaging the eye sockets, they've got to go in through the rectum. Ain't no man going to take that route with me!
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: What happened?
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: It's my eyes. I've got walleye vision.
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: Isn't there something that can be done?
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: Well, there's a delicate corneal inversion procedure... a multioptipupiloptomy. But, in order to keep from damaging the eye sockets, they've got to go in through the rectum. Ain't no man going to take that route with me!
walleye vision by Kate Sjostrand February 20, 2008
Wakey wakey eggs and bakey
A gentle wake-up statement, saying breakfast is prepared and there is eggs and bacon ready to consume. However, this is mostly always a lie and no eggs and bacon are waiting.
Beulah: "Wakey wakey eggs and bakey!"
Johnny: "Sweet. I'll be down in a minute."
Beulah's thoughts: "Hee hee. I sure tricked him. No eggs and bacon are there."
Johnny: "Sweet. I'll be down in a minute."
Beulah's thoughts: "Hee hee. I sure tricked him. No eggs and bacon are there."
Wakey wakey eggs and bakey by YearlongSleet67 June 1, 2018
Walleye Crue
1. A nefarious troupe of troubadours, whose mere presence causes people to go 'walleye'.
2. For comparison when no comparison is really possible, let's say your Uncle Lester thought he was the world's greatest lady's man. If Uncle Lester were to meet the Walleye Crue, he would be shamed so badly in the general conditions of manhood that he likely would methodically sit down his coffee, take off his 3-day old shatty diaper, put it on his head (straps forward) and enthusiastically dive into the deep part of a lake with a concrete block tied to his pinky toe.
2. For comparison when no comparison is really possible, let's say your Uncle Lester thought he was the world's greatest lady's man. If Uncle Lester were to meet the Walleye Crue, he would be shamed so badly in the general conditions of manhood that he likely would methodically sit down his coffee, take off his 3-day old shatty diaper, put it on his head (straps forward) and enthusiastically dive into the deep part of a lake with a concrete block tied to his pinky toe.
Walleye Crue by Mother Love Bone March 14, 2008
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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