Wakley 

Word used to describe a large portion or massive appendage.

Hey Tarquin, look at that guy in the shower. He's hung like a wakley!

Wakley by RABSTER March 13, 2013

Wakley'd 

to be added to a meeting without notice

I was eating my lunch then I got Wakley'd

Wakley'd by AD101 November 25, 2021

Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey 

Something you say to wake someone up gently. Implies that breakfast is ready, including bacon and eggs.

Note: There is almost never any bacon and eggs.

"Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey."

*Yawn* "Really?"

"No."

Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey by BornBlitzed February 4, 2018

wasley 

This is probably the only definition you’ll see, if you know a Wasley, give a like. No one’s probably going to see this lol

Person reading this: wow, someone’s named Wasley

wasley by NeverthelessImMistakeLol April 6, 2019

walleye vision 

First coined in the movie "Hot Shots!", walleye vision is a condition wherein the afflicted person's eyesight becomes skewed to the perspective of a walleye fish. The condition can only be corrected with a multioptipupiloptomy.

Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: I just got kicked out of the unit. My flight status has been withdrawn. I'm through, Dead Meat!

Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: What happened?

Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: It's my eyes. I've got walleye vision.

Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: Isn't there something that can be done?

Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: Well, there's a delicate corneal inversion procedure... a multioptipupiloptomy. But, in order to keep from damaging the eye sockets, they've got to go in through the rectum. Ain't no man going to take that route with me!

walleye vision by Kate Sjostrand February 20, 2008

Wakey wakey eggs and bakey 

A gentle wake-up statement, saying breakfast is prepared and there is eggs and bacon ready to consume. However, this is mostly always a lie and no eggs and bacon are waiting.

Beulah: "Wakey wakey eggs and bakey!"
Johnny: "Sweet. I'll be down in a minute."
Beulah's thoughts: "Hee hee. I sure tricked him. No eggs and bacon are there."

Wakey wakey eggs and bakey by YearlongSleet67 June 1, 2018

Walleye Crue 

1. A nefarious troupe of troubadours, whose mere presence causes people to go 'walleye'.

2. For comparison when no comparison is really possible, let's say your Uncle Lester thought he was the world's greatest lady's man. If Uncle Lester were to meet the Walleye Crue, he would be shamed so badly in the general conditions of manhood that he likely would methodically sit down his coffee, take off his 3-day old shatty diaper, put it on his head (straps forward) and enthusiastically dive into the deep part of a lake with a concrete block tied to his pinky toe.

e.g.
That Walleye Crue just jacked my hizzy and gave my wife a dirty sanchez and I like it!

Walleye Crue by Mother Love Bone March 14, 2008