Very similar to calm yourself, it's what you say to someone who's acting up, maybe buggin, or in serious danger of going postal.
For maximum impact, use it as a complete sentence at the end of whatever else you wanted to say.
For maximum impact, use it as a complete sentence at the end of whatever else you wanted to say.
Paris: You borrowed my new skinny jeans without asking? I'll claw your eyeballs out, you thieving skank!
Lindsay: Listen beyotch, they needed breaking in by someone with some actual junk in the trunk. I'll wash 'em before I return 'em. Relax yourself.
Lindsay: Listen beyotch, they needed breaking in by someone with some actual junk in the trunk. I'll wash 'em before I return 'em. Relax yourself.
by BornBlitzed July 28, 2010
Get the relax yourself mug.People really do travel to dangerous places just to take selfies. It's hard to believe that this is a thing.
Newt Scamander cosplay? This is a thing!
A smartwatch with an analog display: is this really a thing?
Newt Scamander cosplay? This is a thing!
A smartwatch with an analog display: is this really a thing?
by BornBlitzed December 08, 2016
Get the this is a thing mug.A company with a very large number of brick and mortar outlets, often national if not worldwide. The corporate cultures of these profit-driven companies usually include an expectation of consistency from store to store, enforced by a rigid set of rules and a series of metrics that often measure variables which are outside their employees' control. This does not protect said employees from the consequences of failing to meet those standards.
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Get the McCorporation mug.(Also YMMV, APD) Your mileage may vary, and probably does. A form of ymmv emphasizing an expected difference of opinion.
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Get the bake my scrod mug.1) An expression of surprise at slanguage one hasn't heard before, especially when it's obviously sexual or scatological in nature.
2) A tongue in cheek way of turning an ordinary comment into a double entendre by implying the above.
2) A tongue in cheek way of turning an ordinary comment into a double entendre by implying the above.
Dude, I'm heading home. I'm gonna go online and play some World of Warcraft.
Oh really? Is that what they're calling it these days?
Oh really? Is that what they're calling it these days?
by BornBlitzed January 19, 2011
Get the Is that what they're calling it these days mug.The shorthand version for expressions like "because of" or "because I am".
Made popular thanks to sites like Twitter, where brevity matters; now often used jokingly or ironically, even in regular conversation.
Made popular thanks to sites like Twitter, where brevity matters; now often used jokingly or ironically, even in regular conversation.
We're going drinking after class because Friday.
Tommy forgot to charge his iPad before the meeting because stupid.
I don't do drugs anymore because flying monkeys.
Tommy forgot to charge his iPad before the meeting because stupid.
I don't do drugs anymore because flying monkeys.
by BornBlitzed March 16, 2013
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