BornBlitzed's definitions
I think we ought to dub this period of unseasonably warm weather a 'Colonial spring' because:
1) It wasn't invited and it's not supposed to be here,
2) It seems like a blessing at first, but you suspect a global calamity may be lurking,
3) Its 'gifts' are often laden with nasty surprises like illness and flash flooding, and
4) Things could turn ugly again really quickly, without warning, despite assurances to the contrary.
1) It wasn't invited and it's not supposed to be here,
2) It seems like a blessing at first, but you suspect a global calamity may be lurking,
3) Its 'gifts' are often laden with nasty surprises like illness and flash flooding, and
4) Things could turn ugly again really quickly, without warning, despite assurances to the contrary.
by BornBlitzed February 24, 2017
Get the Colonial springmug. A jailbroken iPhone.
I wanted to run apps like Swype on my iPhone, so I cracked it open and now I'm the proud owner of a poison Apple.
by BornBlitzed March 14, 2011
Get the poison applemug. A metaphor for having done something you regret and can't take back. As with too much alcohol, the more Mistake Whiskey you consume, the worse you feel; especially the next day. Coined by J. Jacques in his webcomic Questionable Content.
"I had already drunk three quarters of the bottle of Mistake Whiskey, so I figured I might as well finish the whole thing."
by BornBlitzed December 9, 2008
Get the Mistake Whiskeymug. An alternate pronunciation for hors d'œuvres, based on their unusual spelling and the idea that one can hoover them up one after another.
Often associated with people not known for their sense of culture, such as members of the working class. Can be used jokingly or ironically.
Often associated with people not known for their sense of culture, such as members of the working class. Can be used jokingly or ironically.
It's already halfway through the first quarter and I'm starving! When's your wife gonna bring out some hoover doovers?
by BornBlitzed October 4, 2011
Get the hoover dooversmug. by BornBlitzed November 21, 2011
Get the American goulashmug. Traditional definition: involving or referencing something or someone.
Current definition: to be a cause for concern.
Current definition: to be a cause for concern.
Traditional: Myra and her mom had a discussion concerning her grades at school.
Current: Myra's low grades are concerning. She'd better talk to her mom about getting a tutor.
Current: Myra's low grades are concerning. She'd better talk to her mom about getting a tutor.
by BornBlitzed April 2, 2017
Get the concerningmug. Very similar to calm yourself, it's what you say to someone who's acting up, maybe buggin, or in serious danger of going postal.
For maximum impact, use it as a complete sentence at the end of whatever else you wanted to say.
For maximum impact, use it as a complete sentence at the end of whatever else you wanted to say.
Paris: You borrowed my new skinny jeans without asking? I'll claw your eyeballs out, you thieving skank!
Lindsay: Listen beyotch, they needed breaking in by someone with some actual junk in the trunk. I'll wash 'em before I return 'em. Relax yourself.
Lindsay: Listen beyotch, they needed breaking in by someone with some actual junk in the trunk. I'll wash 'em before I return 'em. Relax yourself.
by BornBlitzed July 28, 2010
Get the relax yourselfmug.