BornBlitzed's definitions

today years old

A fancy way of saying that you just did or learned something for the first time today.

I was today years old when I found out that it's called duck tape and not duct tape.

He finally lost his virginity when he was today years old.

by BornBlitzed September 7, 2018

McCorporation

A company with a very large number of brick and mortar outlets, often national if not worldwide. The corporate cultures of these profit-driven companies usually include an expectation of consistency from store to store, enforced by a rigid set of rules and a series of metrics that often measure variables which are outside their employees' control. This does not protect said employees from the consequences of failing to meet those standards.

Some of the best-known McCorporations include McDonald's (duh), Wal-Mart and Aldi.

by BornBlitzed January 2, 2018

YMMVAPD

(Also YMMV, APD) Your mileage may vary, and probably does. A form of ymmv emphasizing an expected difference of opinion.

They say that April is the cruelest month, but I think it's actually February. YMMVAPD.

by BornBlitzed January 12, 2009

bus is leaving

I'm ready to blow this taco stand. So you either drive with me now, or find another ride.

Yo, playa, bus is leaving. Just get her digits and get in the car.

by BornBlitzed July 13, 2010

pungasm

An appreciation of a particularly clever example of punning and/or wordplay to the point of rapture. The social sciences equivalent of a nerdgasm.

All it took was a single visit to the Pungeon Master page at TVTropes, and I was drowning in a tidal surge of pungasm glory!

by BornBlitzed November 1, 2011

Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey

Something you say to wake someone up gently. Implies that breakfast is ready, including bacon and eggs.

Note: There is almost never any bacon and eggs.

"Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey."

*Yawn* "Really?"

"No."

by BornBlitzed February 4, 2018

hoover doovers

An alternate pronunciation for hors d'œuvres, based on their unusual spelling and the idea that one can hoover them up one after another.

Often associated with people not known for their sense of culture, such as members of the working class. Can be used jokingly or ironically.

It's already halfway through the first quarter and I'm starving! When's your wife gonna bring out some hoover doovers?

by BornBlitzed October 4, 2011