25 definitions by BornBlitzed
Very similar to calm yourself, it's what you say to someone who's acting up, maybe buggin, or in serious danger of going postal.
For maximum impact, use it as a complete sentence at the end of whatever else you wanted to say.
For maximum impact, use it as a complete sentence at the end of whatever else you wanted to say.
Paris: You borrowed my new skinny jeans without asking? I'll claw your eyeballs out, you thieving skank!
Lindsay: Listen beyotch, they needed breaking in by someone with some actual junk in the trunk. I'll wash 'em before I return 'em. Relax yourself.
Lindsay: Listen beyotch, they needed breaking in by someone with some actual junk in the trunk. I'll wash 'em before I return 'em. Relax yourself.
by BornBlitzed July 28, 2010
People really do travel to dangerous places just to take selfies. It's hard to believe that this is a thing.
Newt Scamander cosplay? This is a thing!
A smartwatch with an analog display: is this really a thing?
Newt Scamander cosplay? This is a thing!
A smartwatch with an analog display: is this really a thing?
by BornBlitzed December 8, 2016
The shorthand version for expressions like "because of" or "because I am".
Made popular thanks to sites like Twitter, where brevity matters; now often used jokingly or ironically, even in regular conversation.
Made popular thanks to sites like Twitter, where brevity matters; now often used jokingly or ironically, even in regular conversation.
We're going drinking after class because Friday.
Tommy forgot to charge his iPad before the meeting because stupid.
I don't do drugs anymore because flying monkeys.
Tommy forgot to charge his iPad before the meeting because stupid.
I don't do drugs anymore because flying monkeys.
by BornBlitzed March 17, 2013
A metaphor for having done something you regret and can't take back. As with too much alcohol, the more Mistake Whiskey you consume, the worse you feel; especially the next day. Coined by J. Jacques in his webcomic Questionable Content.
"I had already drunk three quarters of the bottle of Mistake Whiskey, so I figured I might as well finish the whole thing."
by BornBlitzed January 3, 2007
I think we ought to dub this period of unseasonably warm weather a 'Colonial spring' because:
1) It wasn't invited and it's not supposed to be here,
2) It seems like a blessing at first, but you suspect a global calamity may be lurking,
3) Its 'gifts' are often laden with nasty surprises like illness and flash flooding, and
4) Things could turn ugly again really quickly, without warning, despite assurances to the contrary.
1) It wasn't invited and it's not supposed to be here,
2) It seems like a blessing at first, but you suspect a global calamity may be lurking,
3) Its 'gifts' are often laden with nasty surprises like illness and flash flooding, and
4) Things could turn ugly again really quickly, without warning, despite assurances to the contrary.
by BornBlitzed February 24, 2017
I was today years old when I found out that it's called duck tape and not duct tape.
He finally lost his virginity when he was today years old.
He finally lost his virginity when he was today years old.
by BornBlitzed September 7, 2018
by BornBlitzed September 14, 2010