BornBlitzed's definitions

Mistake Whiskey

A metaphor for having done something you regret and can't take back. As with too much alcohol, the more Mistake Whiskey you consume, the worse you feel; especially the next day. Coined by J. Jacques in his webcomic Questionable Content.

"I had already drunk three quarters of the bottle of Mistake Whiskey, so I figured I might as well finish the whole thing."

by BornBlitzed December 9, 2008

American goulash

Ground beef, elbow macaroni and tomato sauce.

My nephew can't cook to save his life, but even he knows how to make American goulash.

by BornBlitzed November 21, 2011

Colonial spring

A bout of warm, springlike weather toward the end of winter; the opposite of an Indian summer.

I think we ought to dub this period of unseasonably warm weather a 'Colonial spring' because:

1) It wasn't invited and it's not supposed to be here,
2) It seems like a blessing at first, but you suspect a global calamity may be lurking,
3) Its 'gifts' are often laden with nasty surprises like illness and flash flooding, and
4) Things could turn ugly again really quickly, without warning, despite assurances to the contrary.

by BornBlitzed February 24, 2017

poison apple

A jailbroken iPhone.

I wanted to run apps like Swype on my iPhone, so I cracked it open and now I'm the proud owner of a poison Apple.

by BornBlitzed March 14, 2011

Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey

Something you say to wake someone up gently. Implies that breakfast is ready, including bacon and eggs.

Note: There is almost never any bacon and eggs.

"Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey."

*Yawn* "Really?"

"No."

by BornBlitzed February 4, 2018

Bowsette

A gender-bent Bowser, following Rule 63 of the Internet.

Bowsette has become all the rage, ever since someone posted a Twitter comic of him donning Princess Toadstool's Super Crown from the new Super Mario Bros U Deluxe, and turning into a rival for Mario's affections.

by BornBlitzed September 24, 2018

pungasm

An appreciation of a particularly clever example of punning and/or wordplay to the point of rapture. The social sciences equivalent of a nerdgasm.

All it took was a single visit to the Pungeon Master page at TVTropes, and I was drowning in a tidal surge of pungasm glory!

by BornBlitzed November 1, 2011