BornBlitzed's definitions
A metaphor for having done something you regret and can't take back. As with too much alcohol, the more Mistake Whiskey you consume, the worse you feel; especially the next day. Coined by J. Jacques in his webcomic Questionable Content.
"I had already drunk three quarters of the bottle of Mistake Whiskey, so I figured I might as well finish the whole thing."
by BornBlitzed December 9, 2008
Get the Mistake Whiskeymug. I was today years old when I found out that it's called duck tape and not duct tape.
He finally lost his virginity when he was today years old.
He finally lost his virginity when he was today years old.
by BornBlitzed September 7, 2018
Get the today years oldmug. Traditional definition: involving or referencing something or someone.
Current definition: to be a cause for concern.
Current definition: to be a cause for concern.
Traditional: Myra and her mom had a discussion concerning her grades at school.
Current: Myra's low grades are concerning. She'd better talk to her mom about getting a tutor.
Current: Myra's low grades are concerning. She'd better talk to her mom about getting a tutor.
by BornBlitzed April 2, 2017
Get the concerningmug. (Also YMMV, APD) Your mileage may vary, and probably does. A form of ymmv emphasizing an expected difference of opinion.
by BornBlitzed January 12, 2009
Get the YMMVAPDmug. A company with a very large number of brick and mortar outlets, often national if not worldwide. The corporate cultures of these profit-driven companies usually include an expectation of consistency from store to store, enforced by a rigid set of rules and a series of metrics that often measure variables which are outside their employees' control. This does not protect said employees from the consequences of failing to meet those standards.
by BornBlitzed January 2, 2018
Get the McCorporationmug. I think we ought to dub this period of unseasonably warm weather a 'Colonial spring' because:
1) It wasn't invited and it's not supposed to be here,
2) It seems like a blessing at first, but you suspect a global calamity may be lurking,
3) Its 'gifts' are often laden with nasty surprises like illness and flash flooding, and
4) Things could turn ugly again really quickly, without warning, despite assurances to the contrary.
1) It wasn't invited and it's not supposed to be here,
2) It seems like a blessing at first, but you suspect a global calamity may be lurking,
3) Its 'gifts' are often laden with nasty surprises like illness and flash flooding, and
4) Things could turn ugly again really quickly, without warning, despite assurances to the contrary.
by BornBlitzed February 24, 2017
Get the Colonial springmug. by BornBlitzed July 13, 2010
Get the bus is leavingmug.