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pungasm

An appreciation of a particularly clever example of punning and/or wordplay to the point of rapture. The social sciences equivalent of a nerdgasm.
All it took was a single visit to the Pungeon Master page at TVTropes, and I was drowning in a tidal surge of pungasm glory!
by BornBlitzed November 1, 2011
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hoover doovers

An alternate pronunciation for hors d'œuvres, based on their unusual spelling and the idea that one can hoover them up one after another.

Often associated with people not known for their sense of culture, such as members of the working class. Can be used jokingly or ironically.
It's already halfway through the first quarter and I'm starving! When's your wife gonna bring out some hoover doovers?
by BornBlitzed October 4, 2011
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Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey

Something you say to wake someone up gently. Implies that breakfast is ready, including bacon and eggs.

Note: There is almost never any bacon and eggs.
"Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey."

*Yawn* "Really?"

"No."
by BornBlitzed February 4, 2018
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Bowsette

A gender-bent Bowser, following Rule 63 of the Internet.
Bowsette has become all the rage, ever since someone posted a Twitter comic of him donning Princess Toadstool's Super Crown from the new Super Mario Bros U Deluxe, and turning into a rival for Mario's affections.
by BornBlitzed September 24, 2018
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MAGA the Gathering

US representative Marjorie Taylor Greene, both for the unfortunate coincidence of her initials to the popular card game Magic the Gathering, and her solid right-wing stance at the expense of reason and common sense
What fresh nonsense has MAGA the Gathering been promoting lately?
by BornBlitzed April 7, 2025
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Colonial spring

A bout of warm, springlike weather toward the end of winter; the opposite of an Indian summer.
I think we ought to dub this period of unseasonably warm weather a 'Colonial spring' because:

1) It wasn't invited and it's not supposed to be here,
2) It seems like a blessing at first, but you suspect a global calamity may be lurking,
3) Its 'gifts' are often laden with nasty surprises like illness and flash flooding, and
4) Things could turn ugly again really quickly, without warning, despite assurances to the contrary.
by BornBlitzed February 24, 2017
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relax yourself

Very similar to calm yourself, it's what you say to someone who's acting up, maybe buggin, or in serious danger of going postal.

For maximum impact, use it as a complete sentence at the end of whatever else you wanted to say.
Paris: You borrowed my new skinny jeans without asking? I'll claw your eyeballs out, you thieving skank!

Lindsay: Listen beyotch, they needed breaking in by someone with some actual junk in the trunk. I'll wash 'em before I return 'em. Relax yourself.
by BornBlitzed July 28, 2010
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