walleye

a fish related to the perch, freshwater and is very tasty

pass me that walleye; damn thats a good eating fish

walleye by cid July 9, 2004

Walleye

A person with a lazy eye that looks at the wall.

Steve is a walleye, I can't tell if he's looking at me or the wall.

Walleye by Mutchler January 22, 2006

walleye

Another term used for a person who is cross eyed or has a disturbing lazy eye. One eye is looking at you and the other is looking at the wall, hence the term walleye.

Clarence was looking at Mark but his walleye was looking out the window at the lake that he wanted to fish in.

walleye by bukkake the porno clown November 22, 2007

Walleye

The condition of some chick who has one eye looking at you, and her other eye is looking at the wall. Kinda like being cross eyed except instead of the floating eye looking inward it looks outward.

Paris Hilton

Walleye by smitty January 6, 2004

Walleye

When a man pulls his balls out of his pants through the zipper, and lets them hang out for lengths of time. Often used as a practical joke at party, church, or any other social event.

Dude, don't look now, but Gooch is pulling a walleye again.

Walleye by Mad Dog Akron February 5, 2009

walleye

You go commando in shorts and hang your balls out the side of your shorts. Then you invite ladies over and watch their eyes wander to your exposed nuts.

I invited Jody over to walleye her. When she busted me I asked, ''Did I sit in gum?"

walleye by bluetorch73 July 10, 2007

walleye vision 

First coined in the movie "Hot Shots!", walleye vision is a condition wherein the afflicted person's eyesight becomes skewed to the perspective of a walleye fish. The condition can only be corrected with a multioptipupiloptomy.

Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: I just got kicked out of the unit. My flight status has been withdrawn. I'm through, Dead Meat!

Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: What happened?

Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: It's my eyes. I've got walleye vision.

Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: Isn't there something that can be done?

Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: Well, there's a delicate corneal inversion procedure... a multioptipupiloptomy. But, in order to keep from damaging the eye sockets, they've got to go in through the rectum. Ain't no man going to take that route with me!

walleye vision by Kate Sjostrand February 20, 2008