The Baltimore way of bakey is acting fake or acting different
Yoo shordy is really bakey for that she acting fake asf
by Real facts95 August 31, 2020
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Oh man, dave got really bakey this weekend!
by Velheka October 17, 2010
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Bakey, also spelt Bakie (chiefly in Scotland, potentially especially the west coast) is a young female whom, were she male, would likely be a ned (a
N.E.D. = Non educated delinquent and is broadly equivalent to the English Chav). Females tend to be less violent and engage in less overt delinquency ergo the moniker ned is often eschewed as they behave in a different way from neds (although they commonly associate with them).

Bakies/Bakeys tend to come from the same sort of homes and estates as neds do. They tend to smoke and drink alcohol from age 11 or 12, sometimes younger. The name is likely an allusion to the propensity of many bakies to fall pregnant more or less as soon as their periods start...and a natural progression to becoming underage Mums at 12 and 13 years old as many are 'baking one in the ovan' as they don't have the good sense not to engage in unprotected sex at that age and parental supervision is practically non existent.

Unlike neds, Bakies are mostly harmless and mostly stalk the streets asking random males if they wish to snog their friends.
Scotsman 1: Did you see the bakies outside? They asked me to winch them.
Scotsman 2: Yes the bakey who looked pregnant was trying to get me to go into the bushes to smoke and drink with them.
Scotsman 1: Did you go?
Scotsman 2: Nah but they're still out there hanging out with a ned in a tracksuit.
by Truest Scotsman October 23, 2020
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To be down bad, bummed out, broke , ugly or all the the above
That girl is bakey with her still tracks and uneven eyebrows.
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to smoke dank ass weed in the morning so you start your day off high and go thru the day high
"wakey bakey in the morning so that that the day,
Always plays out the right way"
by slightlystoopid December 4, 2005
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The ned word for baseball bat.
Cos they think it makes it sound cooler and more threatening.
Usually whipped out when someone is getting "fresh" or "wide".
And used to beat the victim viciously.

However can be used as just a figure of speech, no actual beating involved.
Chantelle: "You gettin' fresh wae me?"
Michaela: "Eh naw.."
Chantelle: " Well if ye ur, al get ma bakey bat oot oan you"
Michaela: "Soouund"

If she sends me one more application invitation I swear, I'll get ma bakey bat to her!
by Jm & Ca April 15, 2008
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A person persistently known for bailing on made plans. This includes drinks, dinners or special events. Often this is accompanied by a poor or made-up excuse.

A tendency to bail.
"Where's Heather?"
"O she couldn't make it again, classic flakey bakey."
by itsmingusyoudingus December 14, 2012
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