walleyed

An indelicate term used to denote the occasion or common occurence of one's eye wandering involuntarily.
see lazy eye

"Oh, Christ, I ain't dancin' with no walleyed girl, Dale."

walleyed by kinsmed July 2, 2004

Walleyed

A person with the inability to look directly in front of him/herself with either eye, rather each eye looks at its respective wall (i.e. left or right wall), thus walleyed.

Dude, stand directly in front of Carlos, he won't be able to see you he's fucking walleyed.

Walleyed by MumfordMama November 27, 2012

walleyed

when your eyes are kinda funky

Braden wishes he was walleyed

walleyed by Dillon, Jamie, & Erin June 30, 2004

Walleyed Titties

Perky breasts with off-center nipples pointing in opposing directions (not necessarily unattractive).

Man, dat bitch I wuz with last night had some fine Walleyed Titties!

Walleyed Titties by The Scrounge November 23, 2009

walleye vision 

First coined in the movie "Hot Shots!", walleye vision is a condition wherein the afflicted person's eyesight becomes skewed to the perspective of a walleye fish. The condition can only be corrected with a multioptipupiloptomy.

Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: I just got kicked out of the unit. My flight status has been withdrawn. I'm through, Dead Meat!

Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: What happened?

Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: It's my eyes. I've got walleye vision.

Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: Isn't there something that can be done?

Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: Well, there's a delicate corneal inversion procedure... a multioptipupiloptomy. But, in order to keep from damaging the eye sockets, they've got to go in through the rectum. Ain't no man going to take that route with me!

walleye vision by Kate Sjostrand February 20, 2008

Wallered 

To make a hole bigger by reaming it to the extreme.

Person 1: How did you get that to fit?

Person 2: I just wallered it out!

Wallered by Klber3 July 4, 2009

Walleye Crue 

1. A nefarious troupe of troubadours, whose mere presence causes people to go 'walleye'.

2. For comparison when no comparison is really possible, let's say your Uncle Lester thought he was the world's greatest lady's man. If Uncle Lester were to meet the Walleye Crue, he would be shamed so badly in the general conditions of manhood that he likely would methodically sit down his coffee, take off his 3-day old shatty diaper, put it on his head (straps forward) and enthusiastically dive into the deep part of a lake with a concrete block tied to his pinky toe.

e.g.
That Walleye Crue just jacked my hizzy and gave my wife a dirty sanchez and I like it!

Walleye Crue by Mother Love Bone March 14, 2008