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To be fully alert and not sleeping
"Wakey Shawn"

"ohhhhhhhhh wakey"
Wakey by Antman92 January 27, 2014
Bumped into that Wakey lad yesterday,

He's the apinical of a human being..
The lad is EPIC!!
Wakey by No 1 Chef September 15, 2019
A stupid star shaped semi human hamster thats a nerd. He also is horny 24/7 365.
TJ : Hey Wakey how are you?

Wakey : I'm horny plz help
TJ : Wtf stop watching hentai
Wakey by Qinghaosu May 16, 2022
Slang for Wakefield.Bingo,bingo dalabingo.
Man 1:Where we going?
Man 2:Wakey.
Man 1:You mean Wakefield?
Man 2:I guess.
Wakey by The Creator Of The Universe November 26, 2022

Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey 

Something you say to wake someone up gently. Implies that breakfast is ready, including bacon and eggs.

Note: There is almost never any bacon and eggs.
"Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey."

*Yawn* "Really?"

"No."

Wakey wakey eggs and bakey 

A gentle wake-up statement, saying breakfast is prepared and there is eggs and bacon ready to consume. However, this is mostly always a lie and no eggs and bacon are waiting.
Beulah: "Wakey wakey eggs and bakey!"
Johnny: "Sweet. I'll be down in a minute."
Beulah's thoughts: "Hee hee. I sure tricked him. No eggs and bacon are there."
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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