wakey 

to wake up.
to be awake.

wakey wakey, asshole!

wakey by groupie#1 September 26, 2006

Wakey 

To be fully alert and not sleeping

"Wakey Shawn"

"ohhhhhhhhh wakey"

Wakey by Antman92 January 27, 2014

Wakey 

Epic

Bumped into that Wakey lad yesterday,

He's the apinical of a human being..
The lad is EPIC!!

Wakey by No 1 Chef September 15, 2019

Wakey 

A stupid star shaped semi human hamster thats a nerd. He also is horny 24/7 365.

TJ : Hey Wakey how are you?

Wakey : I'm horny plz help
TJ : Wtf stop watching hentai

Wakey by Qinghaosu May 16, 2022

Wakey 

Slang for Wakefield.Bingo,bingo dalabingo.

Man 1:Where we going?
Man 2:Wakey.
Man 1:You mean Wakefield?
Man 2:I guess.

Wakey by The Creator Of The Universe November 26, 2022

Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey 

Something you say to wake someone up gently. Implies that breakfast is ready, including bacon and eggs.

Note: There is almost never any bacon and eggs.

"Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey."

*Yawn* "Really?"

"No."

Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey by BornBlitzed February 4, 2018

Wakey wakey eggs and bakey 

A gentle wake-up statement, saying breakfast is prepared and there is eggs and bacon ready to consume. However, this is mostly always a lie and no eggs and bacon are waiting.

Beulah: "Wakey wakey eggs and bakey!"
Johnny: "Sweet. I'll be down in a minute."
Beulah's thoughts: "Hee hee. I sure tricked him. No eggs and bacon are there."

Wakey wakey eggs and bakey by YearlongSleet67 June 1, 2018