wafflegod

Wafflegod is the god of all waffles, and her presence makes 10 year old boys horny around her. The only reason she has survived this long on the internet is through rumors of her actually being a 6 year old boy.

TheBluefly: I tried to have sex with Wafflegod, but she kicked me in the groin.

by MinecraftKing101 July 5, 2017

wafflegod

WaffleGod (or WaffleGoddess) is the goddess of all Waffles. All around WaffleGod are usually young male homo sapiens usually from of 5-12 Earth Years of age. WaffleGod is a superhuman that many young children would like to have sexual intercourse with rather than using their right/left hand.

WaffleGod also has a mating call and it is a long squeal of up to 130+ dB. The pitch is over 100,000Hz, when this call is initiated, only the suitable male homo sapiens can survive.

*Man1 joins the conversation*
WaffleGod: *SQUEEEALLLLLLLLLLLL*
*Man1 survives*

-=1 hour later=-

*Man1 conversing with Man2*

Man1: Yo I survived the WaffleGod mating call!
Man2: Did you fuck?
Man1: Nah, I'm over 12, that's why I'm Man1.

by XDFUCKINGHELLGREATDICTIONARYXD July 5, 2017

WaffleGrain

WaffleGrain is a nice kind hearted person that's always is there for his friends and never lets anyone down but is really bipolar and over thinks things a lot to cause him or she to panic.

When you go down in zombies you know WaffleGrain will get you back up and ready to go!

by Marcus Schaeffer February 21, 2018

Mississippi WaffleHouse

When you hittin from the back, eatin a plate of bangin fresh waffles and some syrup runs down her buttcrack like the Mississippi River and you lick it off.

im sitting there with my fresh plate of waffles and my girl wants my dick, so she had to settle for a Mississippi WaffleHouse.

by MoneyMayka March 2, 2015

Wafflejob

The act of giving a man a hand job when his penis is so small, that there is no room to move up and down. So, instead, the hand must be rotated side to side, much like when you turn the handle of a waffle maker in a cafeteria.

Person 1: She said you were so small she had to give you a wafflejob last night!
Person 2: She has really big hands!!
Person 1: Whatever...

by Mae-Smith October 31, 2008

WaffleProd

When you shit in the sink and finger blast it into the waste pipe

Well fuck, I’ve shit in the sink, I better WaffleProd it away.

by WaffleProder May 5, 2023

WaffleHouse Hoe

A Waffle House hoe is a rundown white femalel that is a chain smoker and drinks cheap liquer. She thought she was the shit in highschool, but now is a broke bum with one or more babies with different fathers. She has a black sugar daddy and still thinks her life is meaningful. You can tell she was once a pretty girl, but is now corrupted with black penis, drugs, and alcohol.

Jon: O' girl lookin rundown N sloppy
Scott: Shes a Wafflehouse hoe fo sho

by iGpunk February 8, 2010