wafflepot

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wafflepot by enrico gelli June 26, 2021

Mississippi WaffleHouse 

When you hittin from the back, eatin a plate of bangin fresh waffles and some syrup runs down her buttcrack like the Mississippi River and you lick it off.

im sitting there with my fresh plate of waffles and my girl wants my dick, so she had to settle for a Mississippi WaffleHouse.

Mississippi WaffleHouse by MoneyMayka March 2, 2015

Wafflejob 

The act of giving a man a hand job when his penis is so small, that there is no room to move up and down. So, instead, the hand must be rotated side to side, much like when you turn the handle of a waffle maker in a cafeteria.

Person 1: She said you were so small she had to give you a wafflejob last night!
Person 2: She has really big hands!!
Person 1: Whatever...

Wafflejob by Mae-Smith October 31, 2008

WaffleProd

When you shit in the sink and finger blast it into the waste pipe

Well fuck, I’ve shit in the sink, I better WaffleProd it away.

WaffleProd by WaffleProder May 5, 2023

wafflestomp 

verb. To defecate on a shower floor near a drain and to begin stomping the fecal matter through the drain, thus creating a waffle imprint.

I totally wafflestomped in Joey's shower last night. He's such a fucking retard.

wafflestomp by Miles M. November 10, 2006

wafflepwn 

a famous youtube account, boasting millions of views, made popular by the "greatest freakout ever" videos which in themselves hold many viewings, originally airing on college humor's website.

"hey man have you seen the new greatest freakout ever videos by wafflepwn?"

wafflepwn by thehero_ofkvatch August 2, 2009

WaffleHouse Hoe 

A Waffle House hoe is a rundown white femalel that is a chain smoker and drinks cheap liquer. She thought she was the shit in highschool, but now is a broke bum with one or more babies with different fathers. She has a black sugar daddy and still thinks her life is meaningful. You can tell she was once a pretty girl, but is now corrupted with black penis, drugs, and alcohol.

Jon: O' girl lookin rundown N sloppy
Scott: Shes a Wafflehouse hoe fo sho

WaffleHouse Hoe by iGpunk February 8, 2010