Nev

A beautiful human being that will change your life. She is the kindest person you will ever meet and will make you feel happy even through the hardest of times.

Bro Nevs the highlight of my life

by Jesse_williams February 26, 2019

Nev

A girl of semi Spanish origin who, after about a day's worth of pressure, will have anal sex with you.

Payment/bribe must be given in the form of hula-hoops
or hula-hoop (singular.)

Tom: Can we have anal sex?
Nev: Ewww no, that's disgusting.
Tom: I'll give you a hula-hoop?
Nev:........Two hula-hoops.

by hurstyjew April 28, 2010

Nev

a mateless person who has no life...

That guy is such a nev! I hate nevs...

by conan October 01, 2004

Nev

round here.. nev is substitute for dude basically.

"What up nev!" or "I heard those douchebag kids have some company called Nevy Threads"

by ballsock July 21, 2005

Nev

A sweet and caring friend who radiates cosmic horror-gothic energies and calls you a bitch a lot but it's all in good fun :)

"Nev makes me laugh cuz she's funny and everyone else sucks."

by wiinky face August 02, 2019

Nev

Nev or Neville or the stupid-fucking-dumbass-blue-bear as he is affectionately known is a puppet(oh yes he is,live with it) on the sunday kiddie show smile. He is the unimaginable low point of an already poor show. Also used to make something crap seem slightly better a phrase known as "to nev it up". Did I mention he is blue and woollen

Slightly intelectual child 1: "this pencil is blunt and pointless, like smile"
"

Slightly less than average intelligence child: "lets NEV IT UP!"

Shut up please

(thinks of witty comeback)

YA MUVA

(deploys ultimate comeback)

MHIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(awkward silence)

by jghkju7iutgrOB August 12, 2005

Nev

Derived from the name 'Neville', Nev is a simple substitution for cigarette, smoke, dart, stick etc.

1. Hey man, come out for a nev!

2. Got any nevs dude?

3. Fuck that, I need a nev.

by rumskuller August 07, 2011