A beautiful human being that will change your life. She is the kindest person you will ever meet and will make you feel happy even through the hardest of times.
by Jesse_williams February 26, 2019
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A girl of semi Spanish origin who, after about a day's worth of pressure, will have anal sex with you.

Payment/bribe must be given in the form of hula-hoops
or hula-hoop (singular.)
Tom: Can we have anal sex?
Nev: Ewww no, that's disgusting.
Tom: I'll give you a hula-hoop?
Nev:........Two hula-hoops.
by hurstyjew April 28, 2010
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a mateless person who has no life...
That guy is such a nev! I hate nevs...
by conan October 01, 2004
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round here.. nev is substitute for dude basically.
"What up nev!" or "I heard those douchebag kids have some company called Nevy Threads"
by ballsock July 20, 2005
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Derived from the name 'Neville', Nev is a simple substitution for cigarette, smoke, dart, stick etc.
1. Hey man, come out for a nev!

2. Got any nevs dude?

3. Fuck that, I need a nev.
by rumskuller August 07, 2011
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Nev or Neville or the stupid-fucking-dumbass-blue-bear as he is affectionately known is a puppet(oh yes he is,live with it) on the sunday kiddie show smile. He is the unimaginable low point of an already poor show. Also used to make something crap seem slightly better a phrase known as "to nev it up". Did I mention he is blue and woollen
Slightly intelectual child 1: "this pencil is blunt and pointless, like smile"
"

Slightly less than average intelligence child: "lets NEV IT UP!"

Shut up please

(thinks of witty comeback)

YA MUVA

(deploys ultimate comeback)

MHIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(awkward silence)
by jghkju7iutgrOB August 12, 2005
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A sly way of saying something/someone is gay.

In relation to a man called Neville who trained to be a male nurse.
Guy 1: I heard 'Brokeback Mountain' is meant to actually be a good film!

Guy 2: That's a bit Nev.
by Nev4nob October 17, 2010
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