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WAAHsturbate
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To
cry
and
masturbate
at the same
time
; to lament while "beating it".
"I
heard
after Carla
turned
him down, he just hid in her room and WAAHsturbated. She had to call the
cops
!"
WAAHsturbate
by
spankle
February 13, 2010