Definitions by Nord

ass log 

Long, tubular turd.

I crunched out one hell of an ass log last night!

ass log by Nord March 23, 2004

Wacksturbate 

Synonym of masturbate

I've been wacksturbating like a fucking amish boy!

Wacksturbate by Nord March 23, 2004

Fuckwalk 

A person who walks in such a stupid or ridiculous manner, that when you see them you are compelled to yell "Fuckwalk!" at them.

Did you see that fuckwalk back there?
Yeah, it's too bad I ran out of ammunition.

Fuckwalk by Nord March 23, 2004

phat lewtz 

Items of some value in a massively multiplayer online game.

Well Walter, I'll have you know that I discovered several phat lewtz last night.

phat lewtz by Nord March 23, 2004