wankaa 

Will Eccleston.

Dude that guy is such a wankaa

wankaa by The Rice Wizard March 18, 2019

wankpanzer

A pointlessly large and overpowered 4x4 vehicle, usually purchased as a boost to driver's ego who is likely to have some kind of inferiority complex. Common examples are the Audi Q, Range Rover and the BMW X7; with the most hideous example being the porsche cayenne.

He sneered at his fellow humans through the tinted glass of his wankpanzer.

wankpanzer by rark March 27, 2015

WANKARM

WANKARM - the sort of man, not just using his right wrist to enter DESPUNK mode, BUT, you could imagine his use of his whole arm to DESPUNK fast.

He's NOT too busy to get this catalogue out in time - he's just an "autowanker" a WANKARM with too much spare time.

WANKARM by FABARM October 26, 2018

wankachief 

a piece of tissue used to clean up mess after you have burped the worm

wheres that wankachief gone i need to clean up this baby gravy

wankachief by brett holt February 19, 2009

Wankation 

Portmanteau of wank + vacation.

Wank is the slang British English term for Masturbation.

A wankation is any day(s) off taken for the sole purpose of releasing steam and masturbating several times a day.

Applies to both males and females.

Jane: Hey John you've been very stressed lately, is everything okay?
John: Yeah, my boss has been busting my balls for the quarterly report deadline coming up. Luckily, I've got a long 5 day wankation coming up next week. My target is going to be 8 times a day every day, wish me luck.
Jane: Oh John that is impressive, no one has ever sustained that many wanks in 5 days. You are one lucky guy.
*John thinking to himself: Ummm, maybe I ask her Jane to join me, we can mutual wankation the hell out of each other*

Wankation by Detective Chet Mahogony December 10, 2012

Wankatorium 

Similar in utility to a Crematorium or Sanitarium, a Wankatorium is place where people go to pleasure themselves. They are commonly focal points for communities that engage in group masturbation. Well known establishments include the Peniston Wankatorium which hosts the annual Wankathon and the Fist of Fury competition. It is also popular for its group discounts on 10 wankers or more and it's COGOF offers (crack one, get one free).

I'm going the Wankatorium with my friends so we can engage in some flaccid chit chat

Wankatorium by DickyDoesDallas October 9, 2022

Wankjar 

A slut. 'Wankjar' is derived from the English words 'wank' meaning 'to masturbate', and 'jar' meaning 'a wide-mouthed, cylindrical container'. In other words; someone who holds a lot of sperm.

"Oh my god...What a wankjar!"

"Of course you could have sex with her! She's a massive wankjar!"

"Suck it you filthy wankjar!"

Wankjar by Cosine04 January 24, 2009