Literal: "Wow Paris Hilton's a real wankbag in that sex tape"

Everyday: "You know that dude Dan? He totally stole my slushee the other day. What a wankbag."

Wankbag by Aoife Brady September 2, 2007

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wankbag

another word for female genitalia

hey Betsy, I'm going gunna finger your ass then stick it in your wankbag

wankbag by betsy April 10, 2004

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Wankbag

A pretentious prick who loves to talk about black and white movies, different coffees, wines from around the world etc. In other words a douche who talks wank. A self indulgent prick, who loves the sound of their own voice.

John: "listen to that prick at the end of the bar talking about how postmodern Damien Hirst is."
Joe: "Yeah, what a wankbag.

Wankbag by G-wall May 17, 2013

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Mahattan Wankbag'n

The act of jerking someone off into a plastic wal-mart bag while in Manhattan.

Justin: How was your trip to Manhattan?
me: it was good, I got jerked off into a walmart bag
Justin: What?! She was Mahattan Wankbag'n!

Mahattan Wankbag'n by sTEAK fINGERS July 2, 2017

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midget wrestling wankbag

A tiny midget, who would like to "put it inside" anything that walks...

Tubs is a midget wrestling wankbag, and he totall wants to put it inside Joanne

midget wrestling wankbag by rjf1986 May 31, 2007

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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