Wankjar 

A slut. 'Wankjar' is derived from the English words 'wank' meaning 'to masturbate', and 'jar' meaning 'a wide-mouthed, cylindrical container'. In other words; someone who holds a lot of sperm.

"Oh my god...What a wankjar!"

"Of course you could have sex with her! She's a massive wankjar!"

"Suck it you filthy wankjar!"

Wankjar by Cosine04 January 24, 2009

WANKARM

WANKARM - the sort of man, not just using his right wrist to enter DESPUNK mode, BUT, you could imagine his use of his whole arm to DESPUNK fast.

He's NOT too busy to get this catalogue out in time - he's just an "autowanker" a WANKARM with too much spare time.

WANKARM by FABARM October 26, 2018

wankware 

Images and information given out about products that won't be released for several years, if ever. Most of the time, wankware development ends at the press release. After the company has gained the publicity, there's no reason to actually build the product.

D00d! In 2011 you'll be able to get tv screens tattooed into your skin!

Shut up, that's total wankware

wankware by Ch00f April 3, 2008

Wankmare 

An incident that usually occurs when one is masturbating and a member of family or somebody who is generally undesirable pops into the said persons head.

"Jesus Christ, I've just had a 'Wankmare' involving my Grandmother."

Wankmare by FrankSkinner'smate January 26, 2009

Wankarium 

n.
A box room containing a chair, a computer and a sock drawer.

Stuck for things to do one day, Jeff made good use of his Wankarium.

Wankarium by SamThatBlokeInBognor May 19, 2005

wanktard 

wanker + retard = wanktard

he is such a wanktard

wanktard by Miss. Unique April 14, 2006

wankarse 

just a word meaning "stupid worthles cunt"

Fuck off, Wankarse!!!!!!!"

wankarse by titwanker August 1, 2003