wankbait 

Someone, typically female, who might instigate a bout of self gratification, ie: wanking.

Wow, your mom is TOTALLY wankbait, have a kleenex?

wankbait by SpillZ March 12, 2004

Wankbat 

This goes back to the famous Schrodinger's cat experiment. Is the cat alive or dead? You don't know till you open the box, or smell it some months after. Either way, in state theory, if you don't know which state something is in, it is said to be in a "wankbat" state. This fuzziness has more recently been applied to quantum computing, which moves away from the binary model of 1s and 0s, to 1s, 0s or Wankbat. Researchers have found that most software development lingers in a Wankbat state for most of a project's duration.

"It was just a wankbat situation. I didn't know whether the cat was alive or dead."

Wankbat by Paul Grainger July 30, 2004

wank bait 

Seeing porn or hentai on a facebook which is pandering for likes!

"What's this post? Hentai, that's total wank bait!"

wank bait by rusty wank stain February 20, 2015

wankbastard 

A bastard who wanks.

You are such a fuckin wankbastard

wankbastard by Bumhat June 2, 2008

Wankbat 

An instrument used during the Spanish inquisition to prevent young Catholics from going astray.

"Erold, stop playing with that thing, the Inquisition is on its way with the biggest wankbat you've ever seen."

Wankbat by Paul Grainger July 30, 2004

Wankbat 

1.Someone who is about to wank off !!
2. Nonsecical term used on b3ta.com

Sam"Wheres fred"?
George "where do you think that twat is hes off giving himself a wankbat"
Sam "bloody hell"!

Wankbat by bob January 5, 2004