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I guy that watches dog porn and then dresses up as a dog and screw other people that dress up as dogs.
That kid is such a fury. I saw him jerking it to my pet pug.
by cogsworth August 31, 2016
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1. Noun. Massive expulsion of putrid filth from the bowls; often is excruciatingly delightful. Caused by inordinate amounts of eating or drinking; is less commonly triggered completely randomly. Expulsion will typically lay waste to one's plumbing facilities. Telltale CSI-like splatter pattern on back inside of bowl and underside of seat, possibly also small amounts on front inside of bowl and under rim. Majority of expulsion will accumulate approximately four inches below middle of the back of the rim. Expulsion will form similar to a golf ball cut in half suspended one-half inch above the water level. Will almost always require multi-flushes to destroy the evidence. Massive jetsam will be accompanied by a heavy, bestial musk. Bystanders can often tell when the fury has been wrought by the distinctive funk.

The Fury can be rated on a simple base-ten rating system:

1. Burning exploding nuggets, pellet-sized, light brown.
3. Bigger pellets, more gaseous. Increased decibel level of flatulence.
5. Begins occurrence of multiple rounds of audible droppings. Pellet size stays the same, enormous quantities of flatus. Begins increase of liquid excrement.
7. Two onslaughts of nearly maximum size pellets, at least two pints of liquid excrement, and a combined minimum of 20 seconds of total powerful flatus.
10. (Vesuvial): Three massive and distinct onslaughts incorporating at least two logs of a five inch minimum, at least ten three-quarter inch diameter pellets, at least two quarts of liquid, and at least 45 seconds of pungent flatus. Level of toilet bowl must rise (by solid displacement) at least two and one-half inches. Solids should be black or nearly black (completing color shift from light brown to black). Visible layer of fluids should be floating (immiscible) on top of water. First impression should make one think of logs and pebbles of feces marinating in an acidic stew of filth. Bystanders, upon viewing sample, should at least gag. Inconceivable amount of excrement. Only one recorded count of the vesuvius in modern history. Can only be obtained by Taco Bell and Japanese hibachi.
Krakatoa: Mythical level above a ten. Has never been achieved in human history. Must kill subject by pressure differential caused by expulsion of feces.

2. Verb. "To bring the fury." To defecate in a manner which induces the eruption of blood from the orifices of small beings.
1. Anuses worldwide pucker with glee when they feel the fury coming.
2. Well, it took him three grande soft tacos, a crunchwrap supreme, two steak quesedillas, two hot pockets, a salad with ginger dressing, Japanese onion soup, hibachi shrimp and chicken, vegetables, fried rice, six rolls of eel avocado, and twenty-two cans of Pabst Blue Ribbon, but he finally brought the fury on that poor bathroom.
by FuckinSnoahhlaxx February 23, 2008
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One with many sick kickalicks who just keeps dippin' and just keeps switchin' lanes.
Better not scuff his shoes, cause this fury has got a man on the inside.
by Terrance M May 25, 2006
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To hit/punch someone. Linked with boxer Tyson Fury.
"Im going to fury him" = im going to punch him
by Yoinkedoffyourbarn July 17, 2019
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A domicile of Kollam, a district in Kerala. The word "fury" is actually a socially acceptable, less offensive form of "Kollam Poorie". Furies are extreme cheapstakes and will never hesitate to earn or ask an extra penny that belongs to him/her.
Guy 1: Hey I got a 10 paise coin from her pussy when I fingered her yesterday.
Guy 2: Makes sense, she's a kollam fury.
by mallumyranbish December 28, 2019
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