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"Its itchy down there, I think I need to see the vagentist."
Vagentist by ladyhymen October 2, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch
1. Half vagina, half penis
2. Descriptive word for a person/thing/object
3. A magical genital
1.
Dayummmm Lady GaGa has the hottest vagenis bernar would love to get in with some of that !

2.

"deejay you smell"
"shutup vagenisface"
"sheit tofu tastes like vagenis"

3. "Holy crap denis has a freaking vagenis !"

"i know man.. tish and damo got in with some of that vagenis!"
"Dayuuum what lucky bitches!"
vagenis by junja1234 July 12, 2009

vagentsia 

Intelligent powerful women who combine their sex appeal and intelligence
Mata Hari, a seductive top-notch spy was an archetype of the vagentsia as are the courtesans of old such as Madame de Pompadour
vagentsia by Dictionary Alfredo September 28, 2008

Vagentine 

did she give you a Vagentine?

no she had her PRod
Vagentine by ChairlockGolmz February 14, 2013

vaginist 

To be a follower of the vagina, or to be a believer in vaginal spirituality.
Wow, he loves vagina so much... I'd consider him a vaganist.
vaginist by degenerate March 4, 2004

Vagintitass 

When a woman has an extremely small and tight pussy and ass vaginitass
Man I was in my truck about to get with it when I fingered her tight pussy and extremely tight ass damn that girl's got vagintitass
Vagintitass by NeverTail December 9, 2018

Valentitties Day 

A holiday on February 14th. It is very similar to Valentines Day, but instead of getting flowers or candy, a girl shows you her titties.
Dude i had so many valentitties last Valentitties Day.
Valentitties Day by Jürgen Off February 13, 2009
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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