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What you call the boy/girl your temporarily "dating" for Valentine's Day. Something invented to make the rest of us single people feel like lonely shit.
I wish I had a Valentine.
by Secret Rocker February 14, 2005
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Music so good it could elicit sexual arousal.
The new We Came As Romans albums is chock full of bonerjams.
by lpvitus October 28, 2009
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A person you'll give a gift too on valentines day. A friend, sometimes more than a friend. Someone you like or love or care about.
by recklessguyyy February 04, 2015
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Literally giving your heart to someone for one day in February... if they accept, they are known as a "Valentine".

There are several different ways to ask:
1. The "Grade School Method" - Will you be my Valentine? Check YES NO or MAYBE
2. The "Charlie Brown Method" - Creating a hand crafted and laced heart shaped Valentine's Day card to the one you love
3. The "Tiffany Method" - Utilizing a popular public website and a classic wordsmith game to give your heart away. *see example*
E =1
L =1
Y = 4
S =1
I =1
A =1
N =1

The "Y" lands on a double letter score.
The "N" lands on a triple word score.
(Check the board... All the way on the right side, halfway up. It's legit.)
Plus I used all 7 of my letters. That's 50 bonus points.


A seven letter, 92 point word to describe you.
You are worth every point... and then some.

You know I say everything in a very round about way. Part of my charm? Haha, so I did all of this, just to ask...
Ai Elo, you feel like being my Valentine?
by coined by the moth in me February 12, 2014
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A person who is absolutely wonderful and makes your life better just by being a part of it. Someone who makes you happy. Someone you care about and know you can count on. Someone who likes you no matter how silly or weird you are.
Dear Jennafer, obviously no one could be a better valentine than you. Boy meets world marathon when I come home to you this weekend? Kthanksbye!
by McLovinnnnnnnnnnnnn February 14, 2011
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A valentine is a person that you want to spend every day with, especially valentines day. If you dont spend valentines day with your valentine (for example, if it was your sister's birthday and you were forced to go see her and not the girl that you really wanted to see) you would be a wreck trying to find ways to apologise to that "special someone" and trying to think of exactly what would be the right thing to say. Then you might end up doing something strange like posting something on a website at 4 in the morning to try to show that person you care. Then after reading what you put on the website, that person may think you're completely insane and never talk to you again. Or they could make your day. We'll see what happens.
So, here it goes. Megan, will you be my valentine?
by I think you know who this is February 13, 2010
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