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bean curd, that is good with everything, meat for vegans
by BeeCee June 19, 2005
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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A bean-curd that is created in Asia. Its tastes really good. Even tastes better in stews and/or kimchi
Tofu is perfect in stews or kimchi.
by Azn Man July 14, 2006
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The white squarish lumps in your miso soup, Quite tasty.
Takasan tofu watashi-wa miso jodai.
by harry flashman July 19, 2003
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Bean curd most commonly ate by vegetarians. Even though it is a white, cheese-like block, it is a substitute for meat to non-carnivores. It is very high in protein and tastes delicious
Tofu is the perfect substitute for meat to a vegetarian, not to mention good-tasting and healthy.
by TuxifieD August 13, 2005
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(noun)originally, a womans sexual flesh;
in Chinese and in dual Chinese-American culture, "tofu" refers to the flesh, particularly the sexual flesh;
in modern use, it is used by a man or a woman when one of them physically attempts to 'get some skin';
is a playful sexual term ; the Chinese and Chinese American version of "get some ass", or "cop a feel".
Man and a woman physically cloese, on a date or s/th, the man subtly tries to get his hand on the womans breast: the woman in this situation says playfully " Hey! Are you trying to eat my tofu?!"
In Chinese the expression is " Ni xiang chi wo tofu ma?!"
by taoteqingren December 16, 2007
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