vagartist

A concept blend of vagina artist. One whose canvas is the vagina. Proper usage may include the medium of art. (e.g. tattoo vagartist: a tattooist who specializes in vagina tattoos may be considered a vagartist if they are very good at tattooing vaginas.) It is not limited to tattooists of course, one could be a sketch vagartist if you focused on sketching vaginas as your medium, and were very, very good at it.

Brittney: I'm going to see my vagartist latter to get vagazzled before my date!
Megan: That's just so awesome! I'm so sure Shane will just love it!

vagartist by Yagotta B. Kiddin November 28, 2013

vagalistic 

of or relating to the vagina;
that which is not the vagina or related in any way to the vagina itself but inexplicably reminds one of the vagina;
having a vagina-like quality;
a superlative appropriate for any occasion

Preston: Hey what say we hit taco bell on the way back to the dorm?

Nimrod: nah. how bout captain dave's seafood.

Preston: Not that place is totally vagalistic.

vagalistic by drpoonandtheteenangels July 24, 2009

Vagentist

A Vagina Dentist.

"Its itchy down there, I think I need to see the vagentist."

Vagentist by ladyhymen October 2, 2009

VAGARDIS 

A vagina that is bigger on the inside then it appears on the outside.

She said I have a small penis, but she had a VAGARDIS for a pussy.

VAGARDIS by KidK December 23, 2012

vagaritto 

(vaj-i-rito. rhymes with "burrito")
when a woman takes a frozen burrito out of the freezer, and heats it up to perfection by sticking it into her vagina. If she is able to have an orgasm by doing this, this is called a "burritagasm".

Guy- "damnit, i'm so hungry, but i can't get anything to heat up this burrito!
Girl- "hold on, i'll give you a vagaritto."
Guy- "that's disgusting. but that burritagasm you're having is kinda sexy"

vagaritto by Lkreyna2 April 2, 2008

vagarticle 

nasty airborne particles left over after getting it in with a skank puss.

Damn, bro. I can't believe I had sex with Tiphani last night. I've washed my clothes 3 times and still cant get rid of those vagarticles.

vagarticle by G-Love October 24, 2012

Vagatitus 

Vagatitus.....A disease of the mind, common to men in their thirty's. Symptoms include but are not limited to, living in their mothers basement, playing in a band that never seems to play anywhere, hitting on every girl they see, while driving a mini van, masturbating in front of a full length mirror while listening to "eye of the tiger" and thinking about Clubber Lang in boxer shorts, and forcing small woodland animals to have sex with them. This disease is incurable and the afflicted should be immediately euthanized.

EXAMPLE… "Did you see Tom's new guitar? His mother bought it for him because he has Vagatitus

Vagatitus by smendez April 11, 2010