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"Its itchy down there, I think I need to see the vagentist."
Vagentist by ladyhymen October 2, 2009

Vagentine 

when you get the vag on valentine's day
did she give you a Vagentine?

no she had her PRod
Vagentine by ChairlockGolmz February 14, 2013

Vagintitass 

When a woman has an extremely small and tight pussy and ass vaginitass
Man I was in my truck about to get with it when I fingered her tight pussy and extremely tight ass damn that girl's got vagintitass
Vagintitass by NeverTail December 9, 2018

Valentitties Day 

A holiday on February 14th. It is very similar to Valentines Day, but instead of getting flowers or candy, a girl shows you her titties.
Dude i had so many valentitties last Valentitties Day.
Valentitties Day by Jürgen Off February 13, 2009

Vaginity 

When a girl finally loses her vagina-virginity after previously only having anal sex to technically remain a virgin.
"Now that Loren is getting married, I guess she's finally going to lose her vaginity."

"Yeah, and her ass can quit hurting all the time."

"Zing!"
Vaginity by Maid of Honor February 4, 2010

Vagentine’s Day 

A holiday dedicating love to all the pornstars out there.
You: It’s Vagentine’s Day today.
Me: Happy Vagentine’s Day.
Vagentine’s Day by gregben February 15, 2022
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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