vaginist 

To be a follower of the vagina, or to be a believer in vaginal spirituality.

Wow, he loves vagina so much... I'd consider him a vaganist.

vaginist by degenerate March 4, 2004

Vaginist 

1) a woman very skilled in the art of love-making
2) a loose woman
3) a skank

"Look at those two girls over there! They look like vaginists."

Vaginist by The Crox Rocket June 10, 2009

vaginist 

one who studies vaginas, another word for gynaecologist

LAUREN"what are those doctors called? oh yeah vaginists!"

vaginist by BALALALALA January 1, 2008

Vaginismus 

Involuntary muscle contractions of the pelvic floor muscles. Treatment options vary, most common is PT through a pelvic floor or sex therapist.
Common symptoms are painful intercourse or being completely unable to have intercourse, "hitting a wall."

Mary: Oh no I started my period, do you have a pad?
Jane: No but here use one of my tampons

Mary: I cant use tampons I have vaginismus

Vaginismus by Fltterflutter September 12, 2019

Retinal Vaginitis 

Uncontrollable staring at a hot piece of ass.
Causes; Lululemon, bikinis, full lips, shiny hair, high heels, perky breasts, tight ass, short shorts and or a cute smile.
Symptoms include; tunnel vision, sudden rapid heart beat, shortness of breath, sweating, swelling of the penis, loss of cognition and lucid daydreaming.
Complications include; crashing your car, getting slapped by your girlfriend, whiplash, fear and loathing, masturbation and downing multiple shots of Tequila in a feeble effort to gain the courage to talk to her.
Transmission occurs primarily at bars, beaches and the mall but can and does occur almost anywhere.

After the crash Brad's doctor diagnosed him with Acute Retinal Vaginitis and he was found "not a fault"

The stalking charges were dropped after it was found the the defendant suffered from Chronic Retinal Vaginitis.

"Sorry honey, I didn't mean to stare at her, my Retinal Vaginitis flared up again!"

Retinal Vaginitis by whatstheword August 12, 2012

vaginitus 

1. A condition in which the afflicted person comlpains about pain that would affect him/her from participating in any phase of daily life; when in reality, he/she is just being a pussy.

Examples:
a. Kris won't be in to work today because he has vaginitus.
b. Harry can't play ball because he has acute ankle vaginitus(Sore Ankle).
c. Peter won't go out tonight, as usual, because he sufers from chronic vaginitus(He's ALWAYS a pussy).

vaginitus by John T. Black September 8, 2005

Vaginester 

Figurative language, meant for someone whom a person detests

ie:A stupid bitch. A whore, slut, skank, etc.

Steph: Do you know that girl CoCo?

Chunks: Ewww! she's a fucking vaginester!

Vaginester by xXcHuNk$Xx June 22, 2009