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VAGANISTIC 

Adjective, Meaning fabulous , extraordinary or outstanding
The service at the Beverly Hills Hilton was vaganistic!
VAGANISTIC by Sharsharina February 14, 2008

vagalistic 

of or relating to the vagina;
that which is not the vagina or related in any way to the vagina itself but inexplicably reminds one of the vagina;
having a vagina-like quality;
a superlative appropriate for any occasion
Preston: Hey what say we hit taco bell on the way back to the dorm?

Nimrod: nah. how bout captain dave's seafood.

Preston: Not that place is totally vagalistic.

vagapstick 

Used for when your vagina lips become dry or cracked, also when they are chapped. Moistens, softens, and repairs damaged vagina lips. Found in the same stick you would find chapstick. Very similar to chapstick aside from the fact that it is used on your vagina.
Girl my vagina lips are a little dry can you get me some vagapstick?
vagapstick by bigmac102295 November 5, 2010

Vagistick 

Using a lady's wet vagina as Chapstick if Chapstick is not available.
I had really dry lips this morning, luckily my girlfriend was horny so I used some Vagistick!
A person who has to deny she is a lesbian because everyone assumes she is.
Hey, I don't go to the Church of Our Lady of Internal Genitalia...I guess you could call me a vagnostic.
vagnostic by quillian5000 April 21, 2009

vaganalisticly 

A condition when sand has been accumulated inside the vagina cause the afflicted to show sparatic emotions ranging from begin depressive to flaunting his ego.
"Man, he acts so vaganalisticly on /all chat. All ways acting like he is nothing then acting like he is better than someone else."
vaganalisticly by Edixorep February 28, 2009
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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