Vaginista

Some one having exceptional knowledge of, fondness for and ability with vaginas.

He wasn't just a vagenius. He proved his ability over and over. He was a vaginista

by The Vaginista January 5, 2010

Vaginista

A man that pretends that he will only have sex with a woman who's vagina is "just so," when in reality, he probably hasn't had sex in years if ever.

Brad: "ugh... too much hair is SICK! I don't want to fuck a dirty, tick infested rat's nest!!"

Brad's Buddy: "mmmm-hmmmm."

Brad: "and what about that roast beef? DISGUSTING!! What the hell ARE those flip-flaps, anyway?!?!"

Brad's Buddy: "I couldn't say, Brad."

Brad: "Trim and tight, nothing but the slit showing, that's all I'll fuck, man!"

Brad's Buddy: "You're kind of a Vaginista, Brad."

Brad: "What?"

by cowboythecat April 25, 2009

vaginista

A purveyor or fine pussy.

That dude gets all the fly trim, he is a regular vaginista.

by Jason74 April 28, 2008

Vaginismus

Involuntary muscle contractions of the pelvic floor muscles. Treatment options vary, most common is PT through a pelvic floor or sex therapist.
Common symptoms are painful intercourse or being completely unable to have intercourse, "hitting a wall."

Mary: Oh no I started my period, do you have a pad?
Jane: No but here use one of my tampons

Mary: I cant use tampons I have vaginismus

by Fltterflutter September 12, 2019

Retinal Vaginitis

Uncontrollable staring at a hot piece of ass.
Causes; Lululemon, bikinis, full lips, shiny hair, high heels, perky breasts, tight ass, short shorts and or a cute smile.
Symptoms include; tunnel vision, sudden rapid heart beat, shortness of breath, sweating, swelling of the penis, loss of cognition and lucid daydreaming.
Complications include; crashing your car, getting slapped by your girlfriend, whiplash, fear and loathing, masturbation and downing multiple shots of Tequila in a feeble effort to gain the courage to talk to her.
Transmission occurs primarily at bars, beaches and the mall but can and does occur almost anywhere.

After the crash Brad's doctor diagnosed him with Acute Retinal Vaginitis and he was found "not a fault"

The stalking charges were dropped after it was found the the defendant suffered from Chronic Retinal Vaginitis.

"Sorry honey, I didn't mean to stare at her, my Retinal Vaginitis flared up again!"

by whatstheword August 12, 2012

Vaginester

Figurative language, meant for someone whom a person detests

ie:A stupid bitch. A whore, slut, skank, etc.

Steph: Do you know that girl CoCo?

Chunks: Ewww! she's a fucking vaginester!

by xXcHuNk$Xx June 22, 2009

vaginatarian

a person whose diet consists of mostly vagina and maybe some watermelon.

- yo donturius is chu tryin to get some cheeseburgers right quick

-absolutley not, I'm a strict vaginatarian, I'll be eating at your mom's house tonight

by Flowaz in da buildin January 1, 2010