Judge: Your word is, Intelligent
Contender: Intelligent.. I.. n.. t.. a-
Judge: Wrong, now the same question for anyone is isn't a complete retard

My cat o_o;

The US goverment will only accept intelligent people.

Bush is the president, hence, he is intelligent.


His IQ is low, hence everyone is smarter than him.


Everyone is therefore smrat er than he.


Teh Klevar!

I'm omnipresent.
Thus the SETI project is useless.

This tune is intelligent.
The way of the intelligent man is to use the remote control.

You’re not even that intelligent

Joel is not intelligent.