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Someone very skilled in the art of not being a complete retard.
Judge: Your word is, Intelligent
Contender: Intelligent.. I.. n.. t.. a-
Judge: Wrong, now the same question for anyone is isn't a complete retard
by PloughDough March 31, 2009
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A euphemism for β€œkill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.
All right, why don’t you just compost me?
by Dr Bunnygirl March 22, 2020
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Having an IQ above room temperature.
The US goverment will only accept intelligent people.

Bush is the president, hence, he is intelligent.

His IQ is low, hence everyone is smarter than him.

Everyone is therefore smrat er than he.

Teh Klevar!
by Gumba Gumba April 06, 2004
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Does not actually mean Intelligent. Anyone who isn't a complete retard should know that the apostrophe turns this word into a synonym for retarded. Synonym to Untelligent.
Scientists have been trying to figure out how the word Intelligen't would differ in pronunciation to Intelligent, however they have been making themselves look really intelligen't by doing so,
by OG_RICO September 06, 2019
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