Definitions by ChairlockGolmz

Proogle it! 

To be forced to ask to assert a claim via googling it so proving by googling.

Yeah my friend was talking about a bunch of Malaysians and some weird heritage and I asked him to proogle it.Yeah my friend was talking about a bunch of Malaysians and some weird heritage bs so I asked him to proogle it!

Proogle it! by ChairlockGolmz April 27, 2015

Facebounding 

After a breakup, using Facebook to pretend you are doing just fine and are happier alone than with your ex. Posts range from facebragging about your new dating life, being out with your friends partying without a care in the world, veiled insults towards your ex, passive aggressive comments, etc.

"Did you see his last post?"

"yeah, the one about dating a really hot girl who sucks at spelling?"

"yeah"

"He's totally Facebounding, does he think he's fooling anyone?"

"poor guy he must be really hurt"

Facebounding by ChairlockGolmz August 29, 2013

Vagentine 

when you get the vag on valentine's day

did she give you a Vagentine?

no she had her PRod

Vagentine by ChairlockGolmz February 14, 2013

Schwagger 

The lame attempt at having swagger. Posing as though you're cool, when you are the furthest thing from cool.

"did you see that douchebag schwaggering to the bathroom? what a poser"

Schwagger by ChairlockGolmz September 15, 2011