A cute, short boy with golden-brown hair and dark eyes. Is usually very strange in a good way but never lets down a friend and can be serious when you need him to be. Can make a rock laugh very hard until it cries.
Girls tend to take advantage of him because he is so sweet and caring, but when the right girl stays with him, he treats her like a princess.
Usually has a best friend called Cate/Kate/Catherine/Kathryne who is also very strange, but extremely beautiful.
Girls tend to take advantage of him because he is so sweet and caring, but when the right girl stays with him, he treats her like a princess.
Usually has a best friend called Cate/Kate/Catherine/Kathryne who is also very strange, but extremely beautiful.
Girl 1: I can't believe you cheated on Umpie.
Girl 2: I know, Bruce SO wasn't worth it.
Guy 1: Umpie has a hot best friend
Guy 2: I know, I wish I was him!
Girl 2: I know, Bruce SO wasn't worth it.
Guy 1: Umpie has a hot best friend
Guy 2: I know, I wish I was him!
by Cutefeet February 12, 2010
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No youβre the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
Apr 22 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

