Umpede

a big dark colored creature.although it may seem civilized it is just a ruse to trap bystanders and catch them unaware where its true colors are shown. note:umpede is mentioned as an 'it' however physically it seems like a male. Recently umpede has also been made into a musical, 'The Tale of Umpede' about a pathetic mourning creature.

T:Kermit the frog here, this is the tale of umpede.
R:UMPEDE!still wets the bed...cumon your 17 now, why do you still wets the sheets...

few lyrics from Tale of Umpede

Umpede by mike jones(same as the one above) September 8, 2006

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Umpede

a large african beast of unknown origins, although it is beleived its base form is known as just allende. if angered its muscles will expand, its body hair will increase and become highly agressive.

friend#1:hey allende
friend#2:ha ha your a loser allende
friend#1:watch out, its transforming
bystander:ITS UMPEDE, UMPEDE!!!
friend#2:run!!its growing!

Umpede by mike jones September 2, 2008

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Umpede • Umped • umpenese • Shutteded upededed • De-umped

Umpede

a large african beast of unknown origins, although it is beleived its base form is known as just allende. if angered its muscles will expand, its body hair will increase and become highly agressive.

friend#1:hey its an allende
friend#2:ha ha allendes a loser
friend#1:watch out, its transforming
bystander:ITS UMPEDE, UMPEDE!!!
friend#2:run!!hes growing!!

Umpede by mike jones2 September 3, 2008

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De-umped

When a person has been dumped by there girl friend or boy friend and dosent yet know. the word can be used by people or 'friends' of the person to talk about the fact that they have been dumped with out them having any understanding .*warning this may only work on retards. *

Woody: hey how are you guys ? Ash: woody is De-umped! Rhys+Bermo: ahahahahahhaah Woody: what ?

LOL your De-umped!

De-umped by GOML! October 21, 2010