apple

A red fruit that is very similar to oranges but sexier

Oh look an apple, i'm having an orgasm

by _[]Your Real Name[]_ January 11, 2017

apple

The alternative to the orange.

Today, I do not wish to consume an apple. I shall seek alternative fruits.

by Armand Banana January 09, 2006

apple

A round, edible fruit that, when eaten once a day, keeps the doctor away.

Apples are good for you.

by Neveah February 17, 2007

apple

A sweet fruit, liked by many, opposed equally. The colors of an apple can vary from red, green, and yellow. Apples are also grown in trees.

Jack: "Those apples were gross!"
Jill: "No they weren't."

by The Human Being/Person December 05, 2016

apple

A greedy-ass company that makes a shit tone of money and over-prices their products

Guy 1: Hey, want to go to the Apple Store and get a iPod Touch?

Guy 2:No. I would rather spend money on something that's worth 400 bucks. Like cocaine and hookers.

by Sir Shags-A-Lot January 03, 2009

apple

World's #1 toy manufacturer.

The Apple iPad will change the world. Technologically, it will change the way people rub glossy surfaces across the world.

by Xapo April 07, 2010

apple

The company that makes MacBooks and stuff. So yeah.

Life was a lot simpler when apples and blackberries were just fruits.

by i_like_pie0125 January 23, 2011