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THE MOST BADASS FUCKING FRUIT ON THE FUCKING PLANET. SERIOUSLY, THIS MOTHERFUCKER KICKS THE SHIT OUT OF THE PUSSY ORANGE OR BANANA. THIS JUICY, RED MOTHERFUCKER IS THE BEST FUCKING THING THAT GOD HAS EVER CREATED. EAT AN A APPLE AND YOUR DICK WILL GROW 3 INCHES. FUCK.
Woah, look at that badass over there eating an apple
by beaverbounce January 04, 2011
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When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media
Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion
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what the fuck are you looking up apple for? what did you think you were going to find...
you know that round fruit that humans call an apple.
by Jenjers January 02, 2012
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Today, I do not wish to consume an apple. I shall seek alternative fruits.
by Armand Banana January 09, 2006
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The result of a mindblowing or humiliating situation in which the victim is posed one question:
How do you like them apples!?
by Balfdor December 10, 2006
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A shortened version of apples and pears, which is cockneyrhyming slang for stairs.
"Let's run up the apples to bed then, shall we?"
by fatmatt January 24, 2005
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