Top definition
THE MOST BADASS FUCKING FRUIT ON THE FUCKING PLANET. SERIOUSLY, THIS MOTHERFUCKER KICKS THE SHIT OUT OF THE PUSSY ORANGE OR BANANA. THIS JUICY, RED MOTHERFUCKER IS THE BEST FUCKING THING THAT GOD HAS EVER CREATED. EAT AN A APPLE AND YOUR DICK WILL GROW 3 INCHES. FUCK.
Woah, look at that badass over there eating an apple
by beaverbounce January 04, 2011
Get the mug
Get a apple mug for your mate Abdul.
3
A sweet fruit, liked by many, opposed equally. The colors of an apple can vary from red, green, and yellow. Apples are also grown in trees.
Jack: "Those apples were gross!"
Jill: "No they weren't."
by The Human Being/Person December 04, 2016
Get the mug
Get a apple mug for your cousin Manley.
5
The result of a mindblowing or humiliating situation in which the victim is posed one question:
How do you like them apples!?
by Balfdor December 10, 2006
Get the mug
Get a apples mug for your father-in-law Abdul.
6
The Record label started by Paul McCartney & John Lennon, of the Beatles. Long ago before Apple computers were out of diapers !!
I have all the Beatles records on all their labels including Apple that they own.
by Spiced Boogaloo January 03, 2013
Get the mug
Get a Apple mug for your coworker Yasemin.
7
A shortened version of apples and pears, which is cockneyrhyming slang for stairs.
"Let's run up the apples to bed then, shall we?"
by fatmatt January 24, 2005
Get the mug
Get a apples mug for your buddy Sarah.