umpleby 

one of the nicest second names ever, usually given too a Paige. A Paige in her self is one of the nicest, hottest and fun est girl alive.

This is for you Paige Umpleby of reading x

is that a umpleby she so hot
boy : i love Paige umpleby

umpleby by jayjay0112 January 15, 2012

Umpleby 

To have a head like a potato.

Jeez, check out the Umpleby on that bloke!

Umpleby by DrFeelsGoodMan January 17, 2021

Umpelby 

Umpelby is a poo. He watches grandad toe porn. He enjoys licking big bumholes.

Omg look, he is such an Umpelby

Umpelby by Hrhejsjsjwne May 20, 2017