umpteen 

A word that usually prescribes an uncertain number of occurances. This is usually said in the reference of the numbers 13-19 (hence the 'teen'), but it can be in reference to any number within reason.

Hence 'umteenth'

I got umpteen calls from this pranker yesterday.

I dyed my hair for the umpteenth time today.

umpteen by Cheezu$ July 25, 2003

umpteen 

An expression which denotes an abundance, large quantity, huge amount or a load of something. The word "umpteenth" was derived from "umpteen" and means "for-God-knows-which-time".

There was an umpteen of fidgety tourists in the city endeavouring to do as much sightseeing as it was possible.

umpteen by necrotism June 25, 2007

Umpteen 

The greatest number...What.. Were you expecting more from the definition?That's all I need to say.

Person 1:What's your favourite number?
Person 2:My favourite number is umpteen.
Person 1:Mine too.

Umpteen by Umpteen4life June 3, 2018

umpteen 

several times

The goldfish fidgets umpteen times.

umpteen by -AG June 26, 2013

Umpteen 

The most awesome number ever. What? .. Were you expecting more?

John: Hey Chad .
Chad: What?
John: What's your favourite number?
Chad: Umpteen
John: Mine too

Umpteen by Umpteen4life June 9, 2018

Umpteenth 

1-Adjective used to describe an action or event that has been done or taken place too many times to count.

2-used to expect distatste for how many times an action has been done

3-Something women say a lot about men.

"Adam, you have complained for the umpteenth time! just eat the stupid apple, and i promise I will stop nagging!"

"Fine, eve, but for the umpteenth time: this is a bad idea." -eats apple-

Umpteenth by wordslinger88 July 1, 2009

umpteenth 

adj. pertaining to one in a succession of very many (Slang)

David is reexamining the cable connections for the umpteenth time

umpteenth by Fennie Lam August 7, 2006