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turdshine
to polish the crap until salable. Usually applies to making something appear more desirable than it really is when in reality it is a steaming pile of fecal mass. Can be used in any situation involving making things that suck look less suckier and passing them off as being the coolest fucking thing on earth.
"Time for a new update, lets just apply some turdshine to the old release and charge them for the higher version number."
"Congressman 1: How can we pass this bill that fucks over Americans?"
"Congressman 2: Lets rename the previously failed bill and try to pass it again!"
"Congressman 3: We owe our paychecks to turdshine."
"Congressman 1: How can we pass this bill that fucks over Americans?"
"Congressman 2: Lets rename the previously failed bill and try to pass it again!"
"Congressman 3: We owe our paychecks to turdshine."
turdshine by theantilulz November 5, 2011
Related Words
turd slide • turdslice • turd-slicer • turd-slime • turdstile • Turdalige • turdgilder • Turdlike • Turdliness • turdshine
turd slide
turd slide by Stephen McDonnell July 16, 2008
turdslice
Jim Wilke, or any other IRL fan who is too dumb to even classify as a full turd. The word "turdslice" is used to describe an extremely dumb motherfucker without insulting the class of dumbfucks and dipshits.
Turd Slide
After installing the new sewer, Tommy the Plumber took a step back and said, “Does that new turd slide look good to you?”
The plumber just fixed the turd slide, it’s safe to flush again.
The plumber just fixed the turd slide, it’s safe to flush again.
Turd Slide by BigGuysWife November 13, 2018
Turdlike
The ability to offend the offendable while engaging in average daily conversation or activities with your peers.
He was deemed to be turdlike simply by displaying a picture on an internet forum that appealed to the masses, but offended a few.
Turdlike by 24Campfire February 28, 2011
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