turd-slime 

turd-slime is tRumpty, tRumpty Jr, Moscow Mitch, Kevin (Kamala-Mala) McCarthy, Miss Lindsey, the Pillow Guy, cocksucker business-woman Ivanka, Fake First Whore Melania, Fox News, and all the rest of the MAGA mob. They all advocated and promoted seditious acts for trying to overturn the results of the Presidential election.

Say a prayer -- mabe we're finally rid of the Mar-A-Lago Marauder and will see an end to all the turd-slime!

turd-slime by USAF Cadet January 21, 2021

Turd-Slime 

Turd-Slime is what MAGAts feed on.

Now that tRumpty is gone, at least the worst of the Turd-Slime is gone!

Turd-Slime by USAF Cadet January 22, 2021

potato turd slime

Secretions that derive from a rotten potato. Often thick in viscosity, these liquids resemble human diarrhea both visually and scent.

"Susan, I just found some potato turd slime from the potatoes you bought for last Thanksgiving and it stinks!"

potato turd slime by Neo2224 June 18, 2017

Turdslide 

The path of a large, densely packed, unwieldy turd as it slides down the side of a toilet bowl, often resulting in a stubborn, hard-to-clean streak/smear that won't disappear with the waters of a standard flush.

Call in the reinforcements, there's been a major turdslide in here.

Turdslide by Charlie77 January 9, 2013

turdslice

Jim Wilke, or any other IRL fan who is too dumb to even classify as a full turd. The word "turdslice" is used to describe an extremely dumb motherfucker without insulting the class of dumbfucks and dipshits.

Jim, stop being a turdslice and admit that the IRL is gay!

turdslice by Anonymous September 26, 2003