turd-slicer 

butthole; sphincter

-Dude, you just kicked me in the turd-slicer!

turd-slicer by MickeyChickey October 4, 2003

turd-slicer 

1. One who slices turds at the turd deli.
2. Machine that slices turds at the turd deli. (Can also be a standard Deli slicer with turd slice attachment)

You must be 18 years old to operate the turd slicer.

turd-slicer by Montel December 9, 2003

turd slicer 

(noun) referance to a (booty) or (butt), glutious maximus.

hey check out the turd slicer on that chick, I'd hit that.

turd slicer by Hammer1165 April 27, 2006

turdslice

Jim Wilke, or any other IRL fan who is too dumb to even classify as a full turd. The word "turdslice" is used to describe an extremely dumb motherfucker without insulting the class of dumbfucks and dipshits.

Jim, stop being a turdslice and admit that the IRL is gay!

turdslice by Anonymous September 26, 2003