6 definitions by Charlie77
The delicate maneuver required to halt a well-rounded, fully formed, ripened-to-perfection fart from slipping, ripping, or bubbling out of your cheeks. A highly skilled, Olympics-esque discipline that requires immense core strength and buttock muscles that can grip like a vise combined with careful facial control that doesn't belie your discomfort. Useful ability for anyone that takes elevators, rides in subways, or flies in planes frequently.
I was on a flight to LA sitting next to this gorgeous environmental engineer and wanted to let one fly. But that would have ruined everything so had to pull a fart stop while we discussed climate change and our favorite taco joints.
by Charlie77 October 11, 2018
A slimy, viscous string of nose cheese, the consistency of craft glue or thick maple syrup, that has a pleasantly elastic quality to it, allowing you to bounce it up and down from the end of your finger like a yo-yo. Best experienced only with close friends and family, not suitable for parties or somber gatherings.
by Charlie77 October 11, 2018
The spattering of a toilet bowl following a voluminous, wet, squishy fart, often a precursor to a bout of severe diarrhea and the sense that you inner organs are about to disappear out your ass.
by Charlie77 January 9, 2013
A person, can be male or female, that is shockingly attractive but sickeningly dumb. An affliction that seems especially common in the modeling, social-media star, and 'influencer' worlds.
I managed to get a date with that dark-haired hottie from three doors down, but he was a total beautifool.
by Charlie77 September 27, 2018
The small, flaky pieces of skin that peel off your toes with the littlest of effort, sometimes exposing raw flesh, but usually not. Handy as a snack when in remote confined spaces, like a wood cabin, the back of a car, on an overnight flight when the cabin crew are fast asleep you are reluctant to press the call button. Occasionally pleasant to eat, with a faint cheese flavor.
I took a long drive to Nebraska with my cousin and there was nothing to eat in the car, so I chewed on a few toeflakes.
by Charlie77 September 28, 2018
The path of a large, densely packed, unwieldy turd as it slides down the side of a toilet bowl, often resulting in a stubborn, hard-to-clean streak/smear that won't disappear with the waters of a standard flush.
by Charlie77 January 9, 2013