turdgilder 

An orator, such as a politician who spouts finely crafted phrases designed to conceal the true meaning of a given subject.

When the President offered his build back better plan he exposed himself as a classic turdgilder.

turdgilder by russianpolander January 15, 2024

turdholder 

mistakenly called the colon, anus, sphincter and other jibberish...all things related to containment and expulsion of fecal matter can be summed up with turdholder

Andrea felt something brewing and bubbling in her turdholder and knew she would probably be spending a lengthy stint ass painting the Starbucks bathroom.

turdholder by scottoff August 20, 2007

turdwinder 

an animated piece of turd that can crawl like a sidewinder

Watch out for that turdwinder, it's chasing you!

turdwinder by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 18, 2021