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The human reproductive organs. A vagina or a penis. The beginnings of all life happen here.
Her skirt was so short you could see her beginnings.
by BigGuysWife November 13, 2018

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An alternate name for a sewer.
After installing the new sewer, Tommy the Plumber took a step back and said, “Does that new turd slide look good to you?”

The plumber just fixed the turd slide, it’s safe to flush again.
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by BigGuysWife November 13, 2018

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Butthole elves are the magical crew that keep water tight integrity when you are not sure how you didn’t shit your pants.
I sneezed and thanks to the butthole elves I did not shit the bed.
by BigGuysWife November 13, 2018

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When you rub someone’s stomach while it is aching and a loaf of poop pops out unexpectedly. The Poop Genie is similar to a genie in a bottle it appears when you rub the abdomen, but the wishes that come with this genie are the ones you don’t want.
She was rubbing my sore stomach and the Poop Genie suddenly appeared.
by BigGuysWife September 20, 2018

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