Turdalige

Turdalige

A deeply unpleasant accumulation of poop that you wipe out of your butt and onto the toilet paper, especially when there is an excessive amount that requires multiple wipes to remove.

Possible causes:
• A massive bowel movement
• An especially messy poop
• Questionable food choices
• Gastrointestinal betrayal

How to identify Turdalige:
• Discovery: Wipe and discover poop on the toilet paper.
• Assessment: Realize there is significantly more than expected.
• Execution: Continue wiping until the Turdalige is gone.
• Aftercare: Confirm the toilet paper has achieved victory.

"Bro, there was so much Turdalige on that toilet pape\.”

"I thought I was done, but I had another round of Turdalige.”

“That was some serious Turdalige — I went through half a roll.”

Turdalige by EthanolLancx August 16, 2026

turdalicious

a word used to discribe an extra nasty looking object or thing.

you are looking extra turdalicious.

turdalicious by susiekins July 8, 2007

turdage 

A build up of crappy things.

The manager at the local tech store is total turdage.

turdage by RSyourself December 30, 2013

Turdslide 

The path of a large, densely packed, unwieldy turd as it slides down the side of a toilet bowl, often resulting in a stubborn, hard-to-clean streak/smear that won't disappear with the waters of a standard flush.

Call in the reinforcements, there's been a major turdslide in here.

Turdslide by Charlie77 January 9, 2013

Unpredicted Turdage 

When one visits the ladies/little men's room, with the intention of a wizzle, but mid-visit decides he/she may as well have a shit.

'What took you so long?'
'Sorry man, had a case of Unpredicted Turdage.'
'Oh, really? Fair enough man, that's cool. Want another Mojito?'

Unpredicted Turdage by wastelandpanda July 29, 2012

turdlinger 

Someone who spreads their shit around like a little monkey in a cage.
To partake in the action of throwing turds in an indiscriminate fasion.
To fart a toxic odour.

Question: (Did you smell Howards rotten anus this morning)
Response: (Yes I did ... what a turdlinger..lol)

turdlinger by Josh7607 September 14, 2007

Turdalgia 

derived from nostalgia, nostalgic for a turd

Jimmy was constipated for 15 days, then he dropped a massive Turdosaurus Rex but was reluctant to flush it out because it had become a part of him for 2 weeks. Even later during the day he kept missing the turd as he got emotionally attached to it. That's a serious case of turdalgia.

Turdalgia by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 14, 2021