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Turdanistan 

The authoritarian, dictatorial, militaristic, misandrist country governed by Justin Trudeau, and formerly know as Canada.
Turdanistan doesn't have freedom of speech, fair representation of regions, or equality of the sexes even though it had a Constitution declaring its citizens to be equal. Recently, rights of peaceful assembly were suspended in Turdanistan to deal with an anti-vaccine mandate protest.
Turdanistan by Thesumofallthings February 28, 2022
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Turdistan 

When people refer to Turdistan, they are referring to Alabama.
Montgomery is the capital of Turdistan, Alabama; and Birmingham is its largest city.
Turdistan by Cranberry Bob December 25, 2019

West Turdistan

Biloxi is a small port on the Gulf in West Turdistan
West Turdistan by Cranberry Bob January 8, 2020

turdmenistan 

/tûrdˈmɛnɨstæn/ A turdistan or a squat toilet, also known as laturda (from Italian alla turda), intended for use by men.
I should have taken a dump back at the turdmenistan. Now I'm fighting a turdkiss in rush-hour traffic.
turdmenistan by zaquax December 25, 2010

Turdistan 

The toilet or latrine, or in general, a place where one defecates.
Please wait for me, I must go to Turdistan.
Turdistan by Iblisatan January 24, 2007

turbanista 

a fashionista who rocks a turban. especially prada's 2007 satin turban.
nyc fashion week brought out all the turbanistas.
turbanista by the ue December 24, 2008

Turdistan 

The small independent sovereign whose borders are coextenstive with the walls of your cat box.
Welcome to Turdistan!
Population: 2
Turdistan by Ae5Ea8 April 21, 2015