Ae5Ea8's definitions

Brady violation

1. In football, a term describing the deflating of footballs. See Deflategate.
2. A legal term describing the affirmative duty of the prosecution to disclose any material evidence favorable to the defendant and relevant to the prosecution’s case in chief. The evidence that must be turned over is any evidence that would tend to nullify guilt or reduce culpability or punishment.

Deflategate v. Pats (holding that deflating footballs is uncool (i.e., a Brady violation)).

by Ae5Ea8 May 14, 2015

sample trample

people bum rushing each other over a very desirable offering at the Costco food sample station

And how's your grandma doing?
It's so sad. She's recovering from a broken hip after she got sample trampled at Costco at the Kobe beef sizzler sample station.

by Ae5Ea8 February 21, 2015

shocking cart

a shopping cart that shocks you on your hands due to the build of static electricity

Electro shocking cart therapy is not covered by your health plan, but it is available for free at Costco.

by Ae5Ea8 October 3, 2016

fappling

Fapping whilst observing adult content on any Apple desktop, laptop, or mobile device. Extra points are awarded for fapping to an Apple Watch being worn on the same hand as is doing the fapping.

A fapple a day keeps the doctor away, is the the age old saw on fappling.

by Ae5Ea8 April 8, 2015

Sharpie guilt

That guilty feeling you get when you see that you've left the cap off on your highlighter overnight

Sharpie guilt trip is a thing

by Ae5Ea8 October 27, 2016

Kirklandia

A TV show about Costco that takes place entirely within a Costco store involving checker-outers, ID checkers, receipt checkers (i.e., Costcops), drivers of pallet movers, free sample giver-outers, demonstration people demonstrating products like the Vitamix, customer service folks, and customers just like me and you.

This show would be like how Portlandia is about Portland. Kirkland is the Costco brand.

Don't miss the season premiere of Kirklandia.

by Ae5Ea8 October 3, 2016

no-mo' code

Combination of "promo code" and "no more" (i.e., no mo'), describing the act of trying what you think is a valid promo code for an online purchase—but it fails at checkout. There just ain't no mo' code.

The average no-mo' code searching session lasts 5 minutes.

by Ae5Ea8 April 16, 2015