Definitions by Ae5Ea8

crap circles 

when you have sharted and there are unexplained sacred geometric shapes in your briefs

Real men prefer briefs, for 'tis easier to identify and catalogue crap circles

crap circles by Ae5Ea8 December 17, 2018

Fartnite 

A multiplayer video game in which everyone is farting on or near each other

I played Fartnite until the raw hummus, celery and tree bark had passed all the way through da system.

Fartnite by Ae5Ea8 October 22, 2018

snock block

when you can't find a good snack, your snack gets cock blocked

If all you've got are year-old Saltines, stale graham crackers and raisin granola bars, you're snock has been blocked. It's a snock block.

snock block by Ae5Ea8 January 5, 2018

Achilles feel 

The sixth sense you have when you feel the shopping cart of the person behind you about to ram into your Achilles' heels because the person is not paying attention and not going to realize that you are about to stop

Distracted shopping can cause Achilles feel

Achilles feel by Ae5Ea8 December 18, 2017

Burch and seizure 

the obligatory search and seizure of your Costco merchandise by "Burch," your friendly Costco receipt-checker (a.k.a. the "Costcop")

Burch is a fine fellow but Burch and seizure is downright silly. Burch performs a ridiculous job with aplomb.

A pending case before the United States Supreme Court will determine whether Costco's Burch and seizure practice is unconstitutional.

Burch and seizure by Ae5Ea8 June 7, 2017

brovfefe 

alt-right Trump supporters who are bro's

stop trying to make brovfefe happen, it's not gonna happen

brovfefe by Ae5Ea8 June 6, 2017

Blue Hair 

Like blue balls, but it's about your hair
Blue Hair is caused by taking a shower but not washing your hair
...something just doesn't feel complete about it

a case of Blue Hair . . . I feel for you, bro

Blue Hair by Ae5Ea8 May 31, 2017