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a combination of "friend zone" and "red zone." This is when you are close to going all the way with a woman (i.e., you're close to scoring a touchdown as in being in the "red zone") but she denies you by putting you in the "friend zone."
So have you guys made the beast with two backs yet?

No, bro, I got put in the Fred zone. Our relationship is over.
by Ae5Ea8 February 07, 2015
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Combination of "handjob" and "Yeti" (Yeti is another name for the Abonimable Snowman who is an ape-like creature who is said to live in the mountains).

The Hand of Yeti is a handjob by someone with ice cold hands.

She gave me the Hand of Yeti. Brrr!
The Hand of Yeti causeth me to go brrrrrrr
by Ae5Ea8 July 04, 2016
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A hair that get's caught in your mouth. The word derives from the the facial expression one makes while saying the word, which mimics the facial express one makes while feeling around with your tongue to locate and prepare the hair to be pulled out by one's fingers.
Pardon me....there's a thith going on....ahh...got it.
by Ae5Ea8 March 09, 2015
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the short list of people with whom you would feel comfortable talking on the phone while you are dropping a deuce
My girlfriend has asked me to remove her from my captain's list.
by Ae5Ea8 January 16, 2016
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Combination of "car" and "sonar" describing the act of finding your car in a large parking lot by repeatedly pressing the lock or unlock button on your keychain. Navigating your way around the parking lot by the relative increase or decrease in the loudness of the car beep is similar to the way that dolphins and bats use sound waves to navigate.
Without cardar I would still be walking around in a circle at Disney World.
by Ae5Ea8 March 09, 2015
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Any judge that you think is cool, like a bro.
Justice Benjamin N. Cardozo was the original Cardozbro. Learned Hand was also a Cardozbro. Justices Roberts, Scalia, and Thomas are modern day Cardozbros. Justice Alito, though, is a an Alitbro. Justice Sotomayor might be able to sneak in there as a Brotomayor.
by Ae5Ea8 March 07, 2015
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