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Combination of "blotto" and "auto correct," describing the inaccuracies you make while explaining something to someone when you are totally wasted. This is like the mistakes that a smartphone makes when it auto corrects what you want to say with something totally weird, but you don't realize what you actually said until you see the text or email sometime later.
I wish I had an app for blotto correct. Last night I said some things I shouldn't have.
by Ae5Ea8 February 22, 2015
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A degree in jackassery required to become a lawyer.
On your application for this attorney position please provide a copy of your Jackassery Degree (J.D.).
by Ae5Ea8 November 23, 2016
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When your fingers turn orange from eating Cheetohs
Oh, brother. You've got a case of the Orange is the New Snack.
Clean thyself.
by Ae5Ea8 September 10, 2016
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the huge walk-in freezer at Costco that is totally freezing.
Larry caught a cold while lollygagging in the Frostco looking for the tub of organic spinach.
by Ae5Ea8 February 21, 2015
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When a man mansplains what "mansplaining" means.
And, I was, like, O.M.G., you're totally manmansplaining the meaning of mansplaining to me.
by Ae5Ea8 November 14, 2016
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When you write on the gluey backside of a Post-it Note and wonder why you're having trouble writing.
Pist-ot Notes of the world, unite. You have nothing to lose but your chains.
by Ae5Ea8 June 6, 2015
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