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/tûrdˈmɛnɨstæn/ A turdistan or a squat toilet, also known as laturda (from Italian alla turda), intended for use by men.

I should have taken a dump back at the turdmenistan. Now I'm fighting a turdkiss in rush-hour traffic.

turdmenistan by zaquax December 25, 2010

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turkmenistan

an asian nation that everyone seemed to trample on throughout history: alexander the great, genghas kahn, the turks, the soviets. the nation finally became independent after soviet collapse, but things got no better. instead, a former communist big shot, a mr. nayazov, took power and created a crazy cult of personality. he recently died, so things are pretty unstable.

in turkmenistan, nayazov's cult of personality forced his picture to be on everything from cereal boxes to watches.

turkmenistan by Ben E. Hama February 4, 2007

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Turkmenistan

The best country to be at in 2020. The word coronavirus is banned in that good old country, but in other countries it’s a must!

“I wish I could book a flight to Turkmenistan!”

Turkmenistan by LikeXD31 May 17, 2020

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Turkmenistan

Former Republic of the Soviet Union and is still ran like a communist state with little room for dissent or opposition, and the same party getting elected over and over with 99.999% of votes. It borders Iran, Uzbekistan, Kazakhstan, and Afghanistan. The president has a Stalin style cult of personality around him and his picture is everywhere.

Saying something bad about the president in Turkmenistan can lead to you disappearing to never be seen again.

Turkmenistan by IceChill789 August 9, 2021

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turkmenistan

cleanest prostitutes in the region.

Kazakhstan industry best in the world.

We invented toffee and trouser belt.
Kazakhstan’s prostitutes
cleanest in the region.
Except of course Turkmenistan’s.

turkmenistan by bombenleger October 20, 2022

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Turdanistan

The authoritarian, dictatorial, militaristic, misandrist country governed by Justin Trudeau, and formerly know as Canada.

Turdanistan doesn't have freedom of speech, fair representation of regions, or equality of the sexes even though it had a Constitution declaring its citizens to be equal. Recently, rights of peaceful assembly were suspended in Turdanistan to deal with an anti-vaccine mandate protest.

Turdanistan by Thesumofallthings February 28, 2022

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Turkmenistan

Nobody has ever heard of this place

Bob: Yeah my parents came from turkmenistan

John: wow what planet is that
Bob: I don't know cuz I can't find it on a map ):

Turkmenistan by Sloppy boo August 28, 2018

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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