/tûrdˈmɛnɨstæn/ A turdistan or a squat toilet, also known as laturda (from Italian alla turda), intended for use by men.
I should have taken a dump back at the turdmenistan. Now I'm fighting a turdkiss in rush-hour traffic.
by zaquax December 25, 2010
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in turkmenistan, nayazov's cult of personality forced his picture to be on everything from cereal boxes to watches.
by Ben E. Hama February 4, 2007
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The best country to be at in 2020. The word coronavirus is banned in that good old country, but in other countries it’s a must!
“I wish I could book a flight to Turkmenistan!”
by LikeXD31 May 17, 2020
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Saying something bad about the president in Turkmenistan can lead to you disappearing to never be seen again.
by IceChill789 August 9, 2021
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Kazakhstan industry best in the world.
We invented toffee and trouser belt.
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cleanest in the region.
Except of course Turkmenistan’s.
We invented toffee and trouser belt.
Kazakhstan’s prostitutes
cleanest in the region.
Except of course Turkmenistan’s.
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Turdanistan doesn't have freedom of speech, fair representation of regions, or equality of the sexes even though it had a Constitution declaring its citizens to be equal. Recently, rights of peaceful assembly were suspended in Turdanistan to deal with an anti-vaccine mandate protest.
by Thesumofallthings February 28, 2022
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John: wow what planet is that
Bob: I don't know cuz I can't find it on a map ):
John: wow what planet is that
Bob: I don't know cuz I can't find it on a map ):
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