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tryptophucked
A: "Oh my god, I think I ate too much turkey. I feel like I'm going into a coma."
B: "Man, you're tryptophucked."
B: "Man, you're tryptophucked."
tryptophucked by Dylanphile February 21, 2011
trystophobia
Fear of having a secret sexual relationship with a co-worker or acquaintance. Typically afflicts people who are married. Although they fantasize about banging the other party, and they know the other party is willing, they cannot overcome the fear of their partner finding out about the illicit affair. In men, this is usually found in ball-less, hen-pecked pantywaists who are dominated by their spouse and cannot imagine an alternative life without them. They may fear that their wife might literally kick their ass, or that they would possibly pull out all the stops and call in Guido and the boys to take care of the situation.
Bill knows that the hot new secretary wants to jump his bones, but he can't pull the trigger. That poor trystophobic bastard!
"Hello, my name is John and I suffer from trystophobia". (Chorus of blue balled house-husbands sitting in a circle)...."Hello John"..........
(Margie) "Fred is such a hunk I just want to jump on him and ride him like a cow girl" (Gwen) "Don't waste your time, he's a trystophobe".
"Hello, my name is John and I suffer from trystophobia". (Chorus of blue balled house-husbands sitting in a circle)...."Hello John"..........
(Margie) "Fred is such a hunk I just want to jump on him and ride him like a cow girl" (Gwen) "Don't waste your time, he's a trystophobe".
trystophobia by bgm71 July 22, 2013
Trentophile
1) The name given for someone who regularly visits MySpace and intends to prey on girls on that site.
2) Term given to a 'ginger' person who's fingers are large, such of those of a pedophile, who is renown for being a little bit weird.
3) A derogatory way of calling someone a pedophile.
2) Term given to a 'ginger' person who's fingers are large, such of those of a pedophile, who is renown for being a little bit weird.
3) A derogatory way of calling someone a pedophile.
Trentophile by RoversBoy1993 June 2, 2009
tryptonaut
Present day shamans who share the collective knowledge of psychotropic tryptamines and psychedelic alkaloids.
Tryptonauts believe in the medicinal use of certain ethnobotanicals to heal the mind and body.
Tryptonauts believe in the medicinal use of certain ethnobotanicals to heal the mind and body.
tryptonaut by DimitriLvr October 22, 2011
Trenton Booster Seat
When you sit on someones lap in the backseat of a car, and allow yourself to be sodomized so you can still watch the drive-in movie screen. Often used to reference a method of payment for being taken to the movies which includes demeaning sex.
Melanie badly wanted to go see a new summer blockbuster at the drive in, but didn't have the money. So she used a trenton booster seat to get a dirty old cabbie to pay her way.
Trenton Booster Seat by Mr.Matrimony September 2, 2008