Tryston

A very quiet person UNTIL you meet him, excells in sports, usually keeps problems to himself, somewhat uptight, has really pretty eyes, his laugh is like a the cutest baby, likes listening to music, and loves messing around with his friends, a very sweet guy, any girl would be lucky to have him, lets amazing oppurtunities go when it comes to girls, knows how to make you laugh when your down ♥

girls him sweet loves sports wish tryston

by ...Figureitout? November 7, 2011

tryston

the most amazing person ever.

the best person on earth.

I <3 Tryston.

--Kana :)

by KostiuK October 5, 2010

Tryston

A dang dummy who uses Urban Dictionary as a source for his arguments on facebook

Person: "I sure hate racists and Nazis!"

Tryston: "The real problem in America is anti-white racism!! I saw it on Urban Dictionary"

by xxSMILE:Dxx August 15, 2017

trystophobia

Fear of having a secret sexual relationship with a co-worker or acquaintance. Typically afflicts people who are married. Although they fantasize about banging the other party, and they know the other party is willing, they cannot overcome the fear of their partner finding out about the illicit affair. In men, this is usually found in ball-less, hen-pecked pantywaists who are dominated by their spouse and cannot imagine an alternative life without them. They may fear that their wife might literally kick their ass, or that they would possibly pull out all the stops and call in Guido and the boys to take care of the situation.

Bill knows that the hot new secretary wants to jump his bones, but he can't pull the trigger. That poor trystophobic bastard!

"Hello, my name is John and I suffer from trystophobia". (Chorus of blue balled house-husbands sitting in a circle)...."Hello John"..........

(Margie) "Fred is such a hunk I just want to jump on him and ride him like a cow girl" (Gwen) "Don't waste your time, he's a trystophobe".

by bgm71 July 22, 2013

tryptonaut

Present day shamans who share the collective knowledge of psychotropic tryptamines and psychedelic alkaloids.

Tryptonauts believe in the medicinal use of certain ethnobotanicals to heal the mind and body.

Sarah prepares ayahuasca fresh from her organic garden, she is a tryptonaut.

by DimitriLvr October 22, 2011

Triston

A very hot and cute boy who always wants to disagree. Who has the softest hair in the entire world. The biggest tease known to mankind and knows it. Godly in everything he does and makes girls swoon. A Triston can make a girl wet in less than a minute. Has anger issues (is extremely hot when angry) and hates everyone but his friends and the ones he loves. Also likes the color black and rice. How could you not love a Triston?

Friend: Who’s that hot guy
Me: Triston
Friend: I want a Triston

by Scarlet0109 January 14, 2019

tayston

RIP Tayston he was a real man...

Boy 1: Did you hear about Tayston's death?

Boy 2: Who's Tayston?

Boy 1: Taste on these fckn nuts.

by RIPtayston July 10, 2021