trystophobia 

Fear of having a secret sexual relationship with a co-worker or acquaintance. Typically afflicts people who are married. Although they fantasize about banging the other party, and they know the other party is willing, they cannot overcome the fear of their partner finding out about the illicit affair. In men, this is usually found in ball-less, hen-pecked pantywaists who are dominated by their spouse and cannot imagine an alternative life without them. They may fear that their wife might literally kick their ass, or that they would possibly pull out all the stops and call in Guido and the boys to take care of the situation.

Bill knows that the hot new secretary wants to jump his bones, but he can't pull the trigger. That poor trystophobic bastard!

"Hello, my name is John and I suffer from trystophobia". (Chorus of blue balled house-husbands sitting in a circle)...."Hello John"..........

(Margie) "Fred is such a hunk I just want to jump on him and ride him like a cow girl" (Gwen) "Don't waste your time, he's a trystophobe".

trystophobia by bgm71 July 22, 2013

follicular trypophobia 

The sense of intense repulsion brought on by the sight of thousands and thousands of irregular hyper realistic hairs placed on top of a cartoon head

Nintendo Fan: Did you see the Super Mario Odyssey trailer?
Casual: Yeah I did. His hair looks cool.
Nintendo Fan: It gave me follicular trypophobia.
Casual: What?

follicular trypophobia by GrootFan221 August 5, 2018

Trypophobia

A fear of holes. However, be warned that if you google this word unknowingly, you will encounter images of holes in human skin, often with something in them.

So I googled trypophobia one day, wondering what all the hype was. Now I have it.

Trypophobia by packingabox April 10, 2016

Trypophobia

Trypophobia is when someone feels disgusted due to them looking at clustered holes. Clusterphobia is when someone is disgusted of things packed together, but Trypophobia is when people are disgusted of HOLES packed together. they are no the same thing.

i have trypophobia

Trypophobia by electric777 November 14, 2016

Trypophobia

Trypohobia is an intense, irrational fear of holes.

Trypophobia is an intense fear of the following things, which results in an all-over itchy feeling and general uneasyness. Lotus seed pods, Crumpets, Pumice, Cavities in teeth, the Ampullae of Lorenzini in Sharks, Holes in concrete, Bug tunnels in wood, Enlarged pores of the skin, Aero Bars, Holes in walls caused by bullets, Bone marrow, Wasps' nest, Honeycomb, Bubbles in Dough, Ant holes, Veins in meat, Clusters of holes.

Trypophobia by Trypophbiac March 7, 2008

Trypophobia

A disease that 97% of the human race apparently has and only 2% can spell it correctly.

It's the fear of holes.

Idiot 1: "i have trypohfobiya"
Idiot 2: "ogm me 2"
Me: "You fucktards, it's called trypophobia and you don't even have it."

Trypophobia by das_it_mane September 19, 2016

Trypophobia

A fear of clusters of holes. 57% of all tumblr users claim to have this fear.

Tumblr user: I saw a wasp's nest and I started hyperventilating because holes are so scary!!!

Tumblr user 2: OMG, you have trypophobia too?! So do I!

Tumblr user 3: Nobody understands me and I'm so alone!! I'm so glad I'm not the only one!

Tumblr user 4: Remember everyone, tag your posts with a trigger warning if there are holes mentioned!

Trypophobia by please no September 5, 2012